Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Clever bastards. The question is, how long did the sexting last?
pinkpixie06 11
Given the nature of this fml, your name is both sweet and disturbing. :-/
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Comments (99)
sailoroftheseas 7
Well that was a miscalculation
mandadarling 10
And you couldn't tell the difference??
garrr 0
16 do u check the number of your contacts everytime you text them? -_-
truth_spitta 0
Of course 18, everybody does, don't you? I go through my contacts daily and recheck ALL of my contacts just for fun because that's all I love to do Lol
TheDrifter 24
I got lazy, now I just look at the last few texts in the history.
mandadarling 10
I was referring to the way the mom conversed in relation to the way he was used to his girlfriend sexting.
KiddNYC1O 22
You're missing the point. He may have just sent one sextual message with no reply from his mom and that was probably all it took to make it extremely awkward...
KiddNYC1O 22
Actually at least one reply from his mom. "Are you alright, son?"
LSS_fml 18
What gave it away? Did she send you a dirty pic?
Pandacupcakelove 26
•_• That will be one awkward thing to explain... I'm sorry, FYL indeed.
pexy_fml 16
Awkward x>
hawkey126 0
No really -_-
paintballnuts 5
Is it cheating on your gf because u are sexting with a different girl even if it is your mom?
subversivefreak 2
#26 do you really think infidelity is going to be the main problem here?
bizarre_ftw 22
Infidelity/incest, what's the difference really? Either way your still in something
HITide76808 0
I bet you wrote things that your father never told her before....lol Other than that, man you must feel embarrassed
KrayKrayGurl117 7
This is a sad and in a way disturbing FML... But i have to admit it made me giggle
purplemonsta444 0
Ur friends r funny
isaiaah 6
Your spelling is atrocious
vicky_reoow 1
doesn't matter had sex ! (well kind of ...)
jerseyboy732 16
ummmm no
jdizz16 16
Fail
isaiaah 6
No. Of all the stupid song quotes you could've said you had to say that one? It's his mom you sick f*ck. it does matter