Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
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Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Clever bastards. The question is, how long did the sexting last?
pinkpixie06 11
Given the nature of this fml, your name is both sweet and disturbing. :-/
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Comments (99)
sausages01 0
haha YOUR FRIEND IS A FREAKIN GENIUS! and sorry :( thats pooey hey FYL
Mauskau 36
Wouldn't it keep the conversation going on your phone? Unless they deleted the conversations on your phone or your phone doesn't save them..
Llamacod 11
because you read previous conversations on your phone before you text someone? you don't trust that the person that's identified by your phone is who it says it is?
Mauskau 36
Well yeah I do, my phone is dodgy and sometimes it opens the wrong conversation with the right name, and I know how I text certain people so I check the last text.
NoOneCaresReally 8
Not all phones do that, mostly just smart and android phones. Mine doesn't keep conversations, just individual texts, and only holds about 100 Inbox texts :/
groupleader 7
Doesn't matter....had sext...now you should let your dad sext your g/f. Fair is fair.
reddudeover 2
MILF? *Chills
Awsumuzzie 12
I'm confused... Did op start a conversation without even a "hey baby, how you doin'?" He just went straight into dirty texts?
KilljoyParade 4
I was wondering the same thing.
reddudeover 2
Maybe they were already in the middle of an on going thing. She sends him something he sends her something with hours or even days in between who knows.
sadistmonkey 19
Or, the OP did start the conversation with a "hey" and his mom replied back with a generic greeting and the OP had no reason to suspect that he was talking to his mom as opposed to his girlfriend, and his mom thought "hey, my son is messaging me."
bizarre_ftw 22
104 - I was thinking the same thing, there wouldn't really be any red flags until it was too late, cuz I don't know about you guys but personally I don't identify myself every time someone texts me "hey" It could easily've gone: Op - hey, whats up? Mum - nothing much, you? Op - nothing, just sitting around, think about you and how much I want to [....] Or something of the like
tony1891 22
oh I'd definitely have a lynching party and your friends who participated would definitely be invited
perdix 31
If you let your dad "swing" with your girlfriend, everything could work out.
likeAwesome 3
How long did this last?
SkoomaKi 28
Sounds familiar...
Darkmagic666 9
This made my morning! How about next time you don't sext but go get naked with your gf
Angelrose2004 17
I would think that you could at least recognize one of the two numbers to know something was up... Maybe even memorize your girlfriend's number.
IIFenix 3
56- I don't know about you but when a number is in my contact list and I have their name there it dont show the number unless I click into their contact info.
Angelrose2004 17
My fault for assuming then. When I click on the name, the text will show their name plus their number.