Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
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Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML
Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Clever bastards. The question is, how long did the sexting last?
pinkpixie06 11
Given the nature of this fml, your name is both sweet and disturbing. :-/
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Comments (99)
ShazzyMrMe 6
Lol! Awesome joke to play!
merimar3 4
alright I gotta say this. Wincest.
superfire 3
Dude that sucks hope she didn't sext you back
wally314garcia 4
Did you not see the conversation history when you pulled up the messaging app, and if you did how could you confuse your mom's conversation with your girlfriend's?
marisadc79 0
I'd be short a few friends now wow
CastielJ 6
What really matters, is what did you mom text back?
SomeAnonymousBro 4
Some friends, huh? :/
FrankHotpants 31
Nothing that can't be fixed with a quick "damn auto correct!"
notimaginary 7
I really wish there was a third button, so you could just lol!
burnsie22 5
That's Gross