Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Should have chosen "truth". On the other hand, I'm sure you have a sexy five o'clock shadow now. Too bad it's where the sun don't shine.
metallica_wins 20
Wax, definitely should've waxed.
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Comments (105)
Dumbledora 9
Was this in a game of truth or dare? Because watching someone shave their ass doesn't sound all that fun to me.
supersitter 11
This is why girls usually wax....
1jordan1 11
QUESTION: do all sexually active women shave "down there", and if they do, how much do they shave off?
japtap81 16
Yes and all of it
Brightbulb 40
Wax, get the Brazilian it covers the whole front and crack. It also lasts longer and doesn't itch like hell and doesn't rash/create ingrowns which suck.
siggy_mcsigx 22
No not all. Most, these days.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Everyone is saying OP should have chosen truth instead of dare, and asking about women shaving their nether regions. Does no one realize that OP is a male? :O lol But yeah, OP, that's not cool! And because you shaved it once, what grows back will most likely be thicker/darker for the rest of your life.
Kalipczo 21
@72 Yeah that's not really how hair works, it grows at a pretty constant rate/composition. The reason you may THINK it grows back darker could be that sometimes people will shave their arms/legs after not doing so ever/after a long period of time, if they're in the sun a lot the hairs could lighten. When you shave off the lightened hair your normal hair color will grow back up. OP probably doesn't sun his ass very often therefore the hair will grow back pretty much the exact same. As for thicker? No that's wrong too, maybe the hair gets smoother after it is washed with soap and excess conditioner after a while but like I said before, your hairs not going to just change composition because you shaved the top part of it off >.>
kittykat033 10
Props to you for being flexible enough to shave your own ass though!
awilliams44 9
ew
thatg1ng3r 13
why would you shave your ass? I get armpits and legs for girls and backs for guys, but why your ass?
Ki11erC 18
Read the dare part and it might make sense to you ;)
King_paradox 22
A nice shaved ass makes for a nice shaved feel
japtap81 16
1- Atleast now you won't have tracks in your underwear because you'll wipe better. 2- it won't smell from sweat or poop sticking to the hair 3- use lotion to help with itching 4- grow up, being dared to do something is for 12 yr olds.
bunny409 14
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