Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I'd had enough of the excrement sticking in my butt hair. Now that I'm shaved, I feel my buttocks rubbing together. With every step. FML
Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Today, I don't know what's worse, the fact that my hair sheds so much, or the fact that I find most of it in my butt crack. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse, the fact that I now know that she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Should have chosen "truth". On the other hand, I'm sure you have a sexy five o'clock shadow now. Too bad it's where the sun don't shine.
metallica_wins 20
Wax, definitely should've waxed.
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Comments (105)
mooman36 15
Try using baby powder. It might help, it might not but at least you'll smell nice.
GIGA_IMPACT 15
Solution: wax on.. Wax off
Nilorak 24
What what
MidnaLink 35
hairy butt!
iAlissa 34
Not anymore, 36! Sounds like he now has a case of cactus butt!
Nilorak 24
You took it too far.
iAlissa 34
Damn.
weveallbeenthere 30
no she didn't
Nilorak 24
I was wrong, am I forgiven?
akorpija 12
*Butters' voice* In the butt!
RedPillSucks 33
Could have been worse. Could have been your nutsack
SausageWaffles 4
u should probably just shave ur balls anyways....
sistagal 8
Honestly this post has T M I
mageepaigeee44 15
Half the posts on this website are way worse.
Crazynocatlady 22
FML is not for the faint hearted.
JaneChemi_fml 21
You're obviously new here. welcome to FML, you dont get a fruit basket but you do get to know way too much about a stranger's life. Enjoy your stay
asdfswimmer 3
I believe you are thinking of tumblr #39
JaneChemi_fml 21
it may be the internet in general 76
inakatoots 5
How do you verify that the dare was completed?
Soloman212 28
Full moon.
Sassie8810 9
Dirty hearts.
Goblin182 27
I would never shave my ass hair on a dare. On a bet maybe, but never on a dare.
sdroze1389 31
you didn't assume there would be stubble? did you learn nothing from your face?
JMichael 26
Itches like a mother ****** huh?
kittie77 10
Ouch! Don't accept dares until you think of the consequence xD