Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
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Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
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Queen_bee1234 21
Some bitches just want to feel important.
KhaleesiDannie 26
You obviously took all the same classes so you could stalk her more efficiently*sarcasm font*
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Comments (55)
XandWacky 23
She seriously could not take the time to ask!
Hunterx700 17
I'm sorry but I think you're missing something. As a woman, if you believe you're being stalked, you don't go up to the potentially dangerous person whos obsessed with you and whos gender has a history of violence against yours and ask if you're being stalked, you go to the authorities right away to avoid being raped or killed
iwadasn 33
They didn't give you a chance to explain your side of the story? Simply showing them your schedule and telling them to compare it to hers should have cleared everything up.
shavednipples 22
don't show up to the detention, and when they ask where you were say you were busy following her around
OrganicSistah 17
Didn't you not show the principal your schedule??
wonandonly 11
Maybe should've initiated a conversation with her so she wouldn't get a bad vibe from you? Still FYL
neuronerd 29
And yet, when I had a legitimate stalker at my college, absolutely nothing was done about it. Multiple people witnessed him following me around campus taking pictures of me, and filming me with his webcam during the class we had together. I even went to the police, but was told not to engage him and pretend I didn't notice, but to never go anywhere alone. So, it seems in high school, people get punished when there's an unfounded suspicion of stalking, but actual stalkers face no repercussions in college, and the victim just has to constantly be on guard. Still managed a 4.0 that semester.
orsombre_fml 11
Sue the school. Either you are a stalker and they should call the police or you are not (which I believe! ) and they ruin your reputation.
Enkeria 30
Why is everybody so lawsuit hungry nowadays? Suing the school won't accomplish anything except possibly get this student expelled. The parents should deal with it.
SolidSteak 5
Switch the genders around and you would get laughed at.
NIKKERLOOO 3
How do you know what her schedule is?! Stalker!!
stvn97 11
Feminism: accusations that don't need proof