Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
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Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
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Top comments
Queen_bee1234 21
Some bitches just want to feel important.
KhaleesiDannie 26
You obviously took all the same classes so you could stalk her more efficiently*sarcasm font*
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Comments (55)
Sandman2015 12
Don't serve it. Show the principal your schedule and show him if you have the same classes obviously you'd go the same path. If he persists, get your parents involved.
leogachi 15
@41 I would just skip a step and immediately get my parents involved.
TakeAway 14
Maybe she was stalking you and she just brought it to attention so she would seem like the least likely person to be stalking someone o_O
mixximoo 24
Just trying to make herself feel so special.
ShleeG 23
I'd really love a follow up to this FML... hope things got resolved
chxkira 14
Life is crazy, man.
unholyswiss 19
It's completely unprofessional of them to give you a detention without having investigated this issue. If you do have a few of the same classes showing them your schedule and possibly getting your teachers to confirm it should absolutely get you out of this mess. And why didn't they call you both to get this sorted out? She could've cried like a little bitch and you could've shrugged and pulled out your schedule, and made her look like the insipid fool she probably is. And both 22 and 24 have a point, it confirms your guilt so don't accept the detention. Personally I would've forced them to bring her in as a witness and and gotten the matter sorted right away.
deathperado 0
So a woman can ruin a man's carreer/education just by making an accusation and he doesn't even get to explain himself. Now THAT is rape culture. If you still believe feminism wants real gender equality then, if you lived in the past, you would have believed seperate-but-equal was a great thing for r
Mathalamus 25
Just take the one detention. You can take a little infamy hit this one time. If it happens again, though, then fight it. Think of it this way: if people dislike you just from that, then they are obviously not worth your time, thus making sure your reputation isn't hit to those who have a brain.
zach055 23
#54, if he takes the detention this time, it will be much harder to fight it the next time since by taking the detention he's "admitted" to stalking her.
Mathalamus 25
You can't fight a detention... I tried, I only got in more trouble instead. Regardless of circumstance, I believe it's easier to go with it. They have the power. You do not.
orsombre_fml 11
You can fight a detention. Especially when there is no evidence of any investigation. OP might have to find a lawyer but his reputation is worthy it.
Rysal5 15
Plot twist: she was stalking you
pacman490 21
And she didn't notice that you were in the same classrooms all day too?