Today, it’s my first week working in a OB office. The amount of married men bringing in their pregnant sidechicks is absolutely sickening, but the worst part is one of them was my sister’s husband! I’m scared I’ll get fired if I tell her, even though he wasn’t the patient. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML
Today, I found out that my husband’s crazy ex girlfriend has not only moved to our area, but has also landed herself on his patient list. He’s a gynecologist. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, I almost got in trouble at work, all because I inadvertently referred to a 19 year-old patient’s 47 year-old husband as her father. I didn’t know this until she got so upset that she threw a tantrum, filed a complaint against me, and requested another nurse. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
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Zekfen 17
“Your husband showed up at my OB/GYN office the other day, you should probably ask him what he was doing there”. You don’t mention her, and you haven’t given away any private medical information of anybody.
TomeDr 25
Next time you see him and your sister, mention how often the people who show up at your office that you know is surprising. Then stare at him with as much loathing as you can. Say out loud how it’s to bad you’re not allowed to tell the wives of such losers anything.
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indigomoment 5
HIPAA is a real b*tch sometimes
d j mom 9
you need to talk to him
TomeDr 25
Next time you see him and your sister, mention how often the people who show up at your office that you know is surprising. Then stare at him with as much loathing as you can. Say out loud how it’s to bad you’re not allowed to tell the wives of such losers anything.
Zekfen 17
“Your husband showed up at my OB/GYN office the other day, you should probably ask him what he was doing there”. You don’t mention her, and you haven’t given away any private medical information of anybody.
easybree 10
girl/guy, pls update us!!
Rake 18
Some things are worth getting fired for... But like others said, just tell her you saw her husband their and that she might want to check it out. (especially if there is a slim chance he was just helping a friend out)
1known 34
And because of that tiny chance, ask him before telling your sister.