Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
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Top comments
Queen_bee1234 21
Some bitches just want to feel important.
KhaleesiDannie 26
You obviously took all the same classes so you could stalk her more efficiently*sarcasm font*
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Comments (55)
yes31601 16
For revenge...Once things are cleared up you could mess with her and pretend to stalk (carefully) and when she tells the principal they won't believe her
VeganVampyre 27
Except they obviously will believe her, since they already do believe her. They'll just think OP didn't learn his lesson and is still doing it, and will probably give a worse punishment than detention the second time around.
worldclassrager 41
Take an extra minute or two so she doesn't think if it stalking?
MidnaLink 35
He shouldn't have to take his sweet time walking to class to fit her insecurity and paranoia.
lexred 30
I sympathize with you OP. She was just a bitch who actually wants to be stalked!
NutellaCongress 10
How the hell does detention work in college
jkp1291 25
I'm guessing it was high school
AyeJay101 25
Normally people refer to head figures as a Dean rather than principle... So most likely at high school.
pacman490 21
Some high schools are pretentious enough to call their buildings a "campus"
jkp1291 25
I've never heard of a high school not calling it a campus
WCARlover 35
Wow big ego much. how dare you, having to take lots of the same classes as her! Pffft
ertyert 12
sorry op that sucks
hellnosucka 27
this fml has lots of romantic potential.
LuluRichards 20
I'm slightly concerned over how the school dealt with the 'stalking' issue. Not only did they not ask OP for his story but also thought that a mere detention was a suitable punishment for stalking. wtf.
MissMarshmallow_fml 8
That seems so annoying!
Paladeus 9
OP, fight the crap out of this. Getting detention is the school publicly confirming your guilt and ruining your reputation as a stalker and a threat to students, female specifically. That girl, seeing you get in trouble, will also confirm this and WILL spread it around. After all, she didn't go to you to ask what was going on or anything and the school shouldn't have done squat without investigation. Merely showing YOUR schedule should get you out of it. If not, go above your school to the superintendent. But yeah, I agree with #22. One detention for stalking, is not how they are supposed to handle it. Stalking is a crime and they are risking their careers by risking your reputation since everyone knows kids are stupid as hell and all it takes is one obsessed nut thinking she needs protection before something might happen.
victorsaurus01 13
I really want this to happen. My school has gotten a lot of things swept under the rug that should have been brought to attention.
spn_fanboy14 12
Yes because it is defamation of character