Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Queen_bee1234 21
Some bitches just want to feel important.
KhaleesiDannie 26
You obviously took all the same classes so you could stalk her more efficiently*sarcasm font*
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (55)
MariaGiovanni 25
Uh tell your parents. Show the principal. Don't accept that crap. You didn't do anything wrong.
loubabe69 19
What a self-centered attention bitch, when you go back tell her to go **** herself.. When she tells get the principle alone and tell him you think she's obsessed with you.
Richard6036 13
It's truly unfortunate because this will be on your permanent record, and what you need to do is resolve the issue with the principal and tell the bitch that she's not important not to stalk anyway
Inquisitor11 5
Detention doesn't go on your permanent record.
drodgon52 3
can't tell if you're sarcastic or nah.
ThrottleJockey 36
Did you at least tell her what time it was? Chika chika yeeeaah!
TheFount 21
thank you gynocentrism. check out theredpill
leogachi 15
@33 The funny thing about TRP is that you're exactly like the "feminists" that you equate all women to. One woman did something stupid and that somehow means all women are stupid. Some women are stupid, some men are stupid. It's just the way life is.
hpandher 16
Seems you have very similar interests... date her
TomeDr 25
How to you figure they have similar interests? High school classes are often core classes like math, science, etc.
corky1992 33
Shouldn't they have a way of checking that? That's ridiculous.
writerchic85 26
Can you ask them to compare your schedules to prove it?
samlovesham1234 9
Wow, she sure is paranoid.