Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
Today, I was called to be told I'm fired for not showing up for my shift. I guess she didn't check her voice message to see that I gave birth last night. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
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x3Kiome 0
Congrats! Now yell at them and say you're allow to throw up because you're pregnant.
quackquackquac 0
Oh. Congrats!
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Comments (118)
crunkedxx 0
I don't get how this is an fml cuz I mean u had a chance to explain yourself when they were telling you off.... if u chose not to, then ydi
stevenmx86 8
Rather simple solution, tell them what you just told us... Wtf seriously? Don't be bothered to handle a situation intelligently.. Then you can't whine about it!
Billy_Badass 4
Nice that they automatically assume that you're hung over. There are lots of other illnesses which could cause someone to throw up. Kind of reminds me of what happened to me once. My wife & I went out to a comedy show one night, and the next day I got sick & started vomiting. Turns out I had a stomach flu, and called in sick. My supervisor asked my coworkers how much I had to drink at the comedy show. I had only drank one beer.
Bl0ndi3 6
Nothing is wrong with being pregnant.
shade19 7
instead of explaining your situation, just be a whiny bitch about it!
tracker998 4
lol
DanielleD93 16
Wow if they think that being hungover is the only excuse for throwing up then they need to take some biology lessons