Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
Today, I was called to be told I'm fired for not showing up for my shift. I guess she didn't check her voice message to see that I gave birth last night. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, at work, I had some palpitations, which ultimately caused me to become hot, dizzy, and pass out. I couldn't go home because we were so short staffed, and three different colleagues asked me if I was pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I started crying at work for absolutely no reason. My pregnant coworker walked up to me and said, "Pregnancy hormones, huh?" I never even told her I was pregnant. FML
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x3Kiome 0
Congrats! Now yell at them and say you're allow to throw up because you're pregnant.
quackquackquac 0
Oh. Congrats!
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Comments (118)
medfly 2
I think in some places being hungover at work is better than being pregnant. here, employers treat pregnancy as if it was some difficult disease and pregnant women have a very hard time getting a job or maintaining what they have.
Potzx 0
Congrats on the pregnancy
dirkstarkiller 0
why didn't you just tell them?
godyourethick 0
Stop whining. It's not an FML if nothing really happened and you could have just explained the situation.
mcdawnalds 0
Did you at least pull them aside and tell them the real reason?
anityha 0
People need to mind their own business. congrats
CutRibbon 0
It's really your boss who should be posting this on FML. congratz on the pregnancy though :)
atomick 0
I'm so sick of reading stories that can be solved with a simple explanation. They think you're hung over, JUST ******* TELL THEM YOUR PREGNANT! Problem solved. Get on with your life and quit whining to us about a petty misunderstanding.
ohnoyouDINT 0
Being pregnant at work is unacceptable. YDI for having a uterus.
SeaGhile 0
oh no you di-int
fluffyfoxy22 0
hey 200 stop being so damn cocky. yes pun intended.
SeaGhile 0
Oh yeah, because throwing up totally means you're hung over.