Today, I realised my sex drive has improved massively since I started fantasising about Bruno from Encanto on the regular. I thought my lack of appetite was because of my mental health issues. Apparently not. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised just how cripplingly self-conscious I am, when I couldn't even fantasise about having sex with a guy without feeling shy and insecure about my body. FML
Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML
Today, it’s been so long since I've had sex, I dream about it every night and I can barely function mentally unless I masturbate frequently, otherwise I get random boners throughout the day that won’t go away, no matter how much I try to think about something else. FML
Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML
Today, I noticed that when my boyfriend is sick, his sex drive goes through the roof. Too bad his stamina plummets. FML
Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML
Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
Today, I realised I'm so much more sexually attracted to Transformers than anyone I've ever met. FML
Today, at the age of 25, I learned that it is not normal to have absolutely zero sexual desire. All this time, I thought you had to have sex first before developing a sex drive. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
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rotflqtms_ 21
We don't talk about Bruno!!!
Plop 17
No kink shaming. You do you. And maybe Bruno too if you get lucky. Edit: I just realized Encanto is an animated movie, and therefore Bruno is fictional. So OP can only do herself, sadly.
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rotflqtms_ 21
We don't talk about Bruno!!!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Except for all the times they talk about Bruno. And then sing a song about not talking about the bastard.
cacheson 42
We don’t talk about Bruno. We only sing about Bruno.
Plop 17
No kink shaming. You do you. And maybe Bruno too if you get lucky. Edit: I just realized Encanto is an animated movie, and therefore Bruno is fictional. So OP can only do herself, sadly.
slkeithh 14
I think this still has very much to do with your mental illness...