Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
Today, I let my friend use my computer to download some music. Now, my computer has 6 viruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, after learning that "phones are tracking you" and that "Google is spying on you" from some shady website, my son destroyed all our phones and computers. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
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Suchagoonnn 4
He should have gotten the kate middleton ones instead
FMLKitten 15
A different celebrity would've been better, in my opinion.
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Comments (104)
Suchagoonnn 4
He should have gotten the kate middleton ones instead
tehaustiebear 34
I'd put a ton in her middle. I tried. :/
gojira666 7
Those photos are brutal. Why does everyone make such a big deal over grainy, shitty celeb nudes?
IscoreOnU 19
52- it's not like she's a princess or anything. That can't be it.
Lufferkinz 0
I'd prefer the Amanda Bynes ones
gojira666 7
63- so what?
MDTeddy 13
Zooey Deschanel has nudes. Scarlet Johansson has nudes. Katy Perry has nudes. Ashley Tisdale has a shot of her boobs or one of them. Miley Cyrus has a distant photo of her boobs showing while on a horse, but it is too low a quality that it shouldn't be mentioned. She has a side boob shot and a cameltoe shot. She even has a shot of her hard nipple showing through a shirt. Google ftw? Watch out for fake links though.
AbstraktThoughts 13
^someone needs a girlfriend...
Xotoolyxo 16
92- You need help. Why do you know all of that; it's disturbing more then anything.
slimshadey 5
Im curious with how old your son is
beccaishereyay 11
I'm curious as to why you are oblivious to the fact that, no matter what age, most boys want to see naked women. It's not unusual for a young boy to be curious about naked pictures.
lovelyspyder 7
If her son is over 16, he shouldn't be wanting to see a teenaged pop star naked. Period. Can't wait till u have kids, then maybe you'll grow a brain about this shit.
0RedPenguin0 8
Why do you think boys over the age of 16 wouldn't want to look at nudes of pop stars? Even if they are teenagers, it's not like Miley Cyrus was any younger than that when she did the show. Not much will keep a teenager from looking at any nudes, anyway. This one was just stupid.
HairyPunisher 27
38, Miley Cyrus is over 18 now anyway. Your comment is a moot point.
andrew6p 19
Yes 38, when he's older than 16, he'll be searching for milf nudes. -_-
tyskit 3
You do relize she ain't a teenage anymore
manrock1896 0
PEDO MUCH
cyanidesandwich 21
That's why there is google and photoshop. Make his dreams come true
domking1315 20
*Implied Facepalm
Tuffay 14
I am afraid the Internet is ruining adolescent experimenting... Doesn't anybody spend their free time finger banging the neighbor girl anymore, or is it strictly jacking off to digital nudity?
FilleNoir 21
57- Ew and too much.
IscoreOnU 19
57- lmfao If only it were still those times. It's different times. Not to mention dreaded friend zones and over cautious girls worried about being labeled "******" for something everyone wants to, does, or will do. It's retarded.
SammyS2012 21
Hey 57, thats not fair. Your generation had magazines not necessarily the neighbour's daughter =P
FMLKitten 15
A different celebrity would've been better, in my opinion.
hotshot2626 9
Like the Cheshire cat? Or are you into the older ones like the cat that's always hanging around hats?
FMLKitten 15
hotshot2626, actually, Garfield is more of my type.
hotshot2626 9
Ahhh the stay at home cat. Perfect for the female cat of the new societal age.
FMLKitten 15
hotshot2626, but Puss-In-Boots is alright himself, if I must say. The bad boy persona is a definite turn-on.
hotshot2626 9
Yea I bet you'd like to tangle up in a ball of yarn with him wouldn't ya. Just split a dime bag of cat nip perhaps?
JAB2010 1
FMLKitten, what are your thoughts on Heathcliff and/or Milo?
FMLKitten 15
JAB2010, the fact that Heathcliff's eyes are connected is a bit of a turnoff. And Milo is more like "that cute best friend".
Valdrek 26
Top cat?
BenL97 5
This was gold.
stormer461 13
Deleting system 32 should help solve the problem.
Ihazleatherpants 3
Oh, shit man. I had a virus a few years back and this fixed it for me. You should ALL do the same.
Feared 9
I find this funny, but just in case people can't sense the sarcasm, do NOT delete System 32. That's like pulling the plug on your computer... Permanently.
TurquoiseJesus 15
On a seriously note, I think deleting system 32 would actually help the situation. Assuming he doesn't have a smart phone, it is considerably harder to look up **** if you don't have a working computer to use.
iStrukk 7
Unless you use Linux or MacOSX with a windows simulator;) then you could delete system 32 as many times as you want.
jeragonm 15
Why do you keep telling people to delete steersman 32 ? That will screw up their computer
kiwienne 21
Let's hope he uses incognito (or something similar) so you'll be spared from all of the terrible things he gets curious about! I bet it isn't going to be naked ladies only...
Mauskau 36
Agreed, I prefer firefox but it stops responding a lot for me so I use chrome now. For everything. I don't use **** so :p
alexNEX 7
Shoulda just told him to wait a few more months.
AlleyKkkat 0
hey!!!! he wanted the BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!! ;)
JAB2010 1
What other world was he looking for?? Just curious.
metalwolf 17
Im not sure, it might be a bi joke.
drewcat21 0
Best of both worlds was the theme song for the Hannah Montana tv show. Meaning she lived Miley Cyrus' regular life and Hannah Montana's celeb life. Sad I know this I know but I have younger siblings and well fml these stupid shows were always playing.
JAB2010 1
Oh, unfortunately I already knew that too, 53 lol I was just wondering why that joke made sense in this context, other than just using the name of the show :)
sharksfan48 13
This makes me wonder where humanity will be in 100 years...
Suchagoonnn 4
Because wanting to look at naked ladies started recently
onlychildFTW 34
I'm pretty sure naked women pictures sketches whatever, have been around for more then 100 years. The Internet just makes it easier to find them.maybe not for OPs son. But for most people they are easy to find.
CyborgBanana 12
In 100 years, humanity will still be looking at naked humans... ... ... or maybe naked space aliens.
Lbeck 7
Hey those do exist!
yoloswagg54 9
And you know this because...?