Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth removed. I went to see my boyfriend for comfort because I was in so much pain. The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. My usually detached and unromantic boyfriend rushed right over after work with flowers and movies. A little while later, he admitted excitedly that he'd heard the numbing medication also works on gag reflexes and wanted to test the theory. FML
Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me when my face was going to go back to normal after being swollen from having my wisdom teeth taken out last week. My face is back to normal. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
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Star18lk 0
What a jerk!!! He might only want you for sex, Look for clues! Hope you feel better!
xundria 5
Hmm... yeah, leave him.
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Comments (246)
Squander 3
That would be one of my first concerns too.
FYLDeep 26
Don't worry about it. You can still make him sammiches.
FYLDeep 26
Of course you won't be able to enjoy a sammich with him for some time.
DemonChicken 0
GREAT IDEA!!!!sammiches are WAY better than bj's lol
Fedor_is_KING 0
What the **** kinda sammiches are you getting 22? I gotta get me some that's why!
ibrett93 0
37, Your name is SelfGenocide, that makes you a weird-ass fucktard.
Fedor_is_KING 0
What 37 are you reading 41?
Monikabug 9
The one that called him a 'newfag' of course!
gotdapowa 0
FECK U
Daerauko 0
or he(as I do use an iPhone app and not the true website and, therefore, can't change the profile
SelfGenocide 0
it's not ******* hard to get on a computer and change your profile pic. I'm posting this on my iPhone right now.
SelfGenocide 0
and since were talking about names yours is "ibrett" did you have to shove your phone in your ass to think of that one?
Monikabug 9
Bitch bitch bitch.. Nag nag nag... Anything else you want to say SelfGenocide?
lucidlucia 0
depends on if he goes down. if he does and he comforts you and takes care of you after oral surgery....keep him. lol
PsychoMerk 0
Lol. Chipmunk ******* :3
f_your_life_09 0
it depends on the person. for me I had chipmonk cheeks for 2 weeks and I only hurt for one week. y r u guys saying to dump him! he was just being honest. for some guys knowing that u can't give him head makes him want it all the more! it's not his fault. I think it's cute! I'm sure he didn't mean for it to be offensive...it was just a question
caligurl10 0
guys can b insensitive pricks i bet if that happen to him he be a big baby!
MetroidSlayer01 8
That sucks. I never had to get my wisdom teeth removed, so I can't pretend to feel your pain. fyl
Fedor_is_KING 0
Well, with four less teeth, you'll have more mouth space to fit it in and that's always a good thing. Maybe he was just excited at the thought? Oh yeah, swelling goes down in about three hours, pain a little longer unless you got some vicodin, I'm sure your BF can wait a few hours ;)
CaliginusCatnip 17
where the hell did you get your teeth done? I got all four of mine out two weeks ago and I'm still in pain, the vicodin didn't do shit, and the swelling took almost a week to go away! Oh and that extra space... The trauma the surgery causes on your mouth makes your muscles hurt so bad you're lucky to fit a spoon in there. It takes quite a while to stretch it back out to normal. A few hours my ass.
zophira8 0
my feance did the same thing when I got mine out jerks
Monikabug 9
Your fiancée sounds like a typical guy. He may be a jerk, but at least you have a pretty ring to make up for it, yes?!
brucesgirl 0
nah I would withhold tease the bastard lol
Blacktivate 0
I'm sure it won't fail... as long as she keeps servin up a hot plate of good old fashioned, home grown felatio. mmm just like mom used to make