Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
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jeepster7874 0
headshot! plus 50 points!
muchagente 5
well done. that will teach her to knock and wait for an answer.
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Comments (228)
lil_miss_blair 0
totes ur fault. stop getting nekkid when his mom is around.
TinyDude 10
Lets hope his mum bought insurance.
ManaUser 0
@95 It had to be open, it says her bf got up to close it and you can't close a door that's already closed. Further more, since she did it "while he was facing the other way" that strongly implies he was still on his way to the door, or perhaps in the process of closing it.
fthku 13
Yeah, I realised that I read the FML completely wrong a while after sending the message.
xoxo_cherri_xoxo 6
how do you slingshot a bra??
pike1346 3
awesome
vintage12 0
omfg hahaha
bloopster 2
I wonder when kids will actually learn that it's better to leave the hot and heavy makeout sessions to the time when the parents aren't home? That way you will definitely never have something as embarrassing as this happen to you :) Or is "danger" really that hot?
bloopster 2
@ #101: Extend your left or right hand and stick up your thumb. Place one end of bra around the extended thumb. Pull back the rest of the bra and let go when you feel the bra is tight enough to fling across the room.
Miss_Blonde 1
Oh my... That's kind of funny, but I do feel for you.
TheWorldGreatest 8
say goodbye to your boyfriend, next time you want to have sex maybe next time you will find a more private place instead of going to his parents house. There's is no way that is mother will ever except you. Your nothing but a **** . thank god your not my daughter. Haven't your parents taught you anything.
cpatrick820 3
I don't think she's a **** because they were getting intimate at his parent's house. It's pretty clear they're both teenagers, and I certainly had trouble finding places other than home to be intimate when I lived at home. You could say "You shouldn't be getting frisky at that age anyway!", but why not? It's completely natural as long as all precautions are taken and they both know the risks involved. While we're on the subject of judging someone's entire personality on one thing, I'll make the assumption that you're not a very intelligent person based on your grammar. Choppy sentence structure, uncapitalized letters, the embarrassing "your" vs. "you're" mistake, incorrect punctuation - that's quite the list for such a short comment. By the way, I'm being a grammar Nazi to prove a point.
Caro9396 0
116 Is the best. <3