Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
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Top comments
jeepster7874 0
headshot! plus 50 points!
muchagente 5
well done. that will teach her to knock and wait for an answer.
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Comments (228)
UniqueeBabesz 0
hahaha Ohkayy iMadee An Account Just To comment On Thisz Lol. That's Funny. buhh damm That Sucxx. andd I'm curious What Happend After That???
TheSithAssassin 15
If you took the time to make an account just to comment, then please take as much time trying to correct said comment.
AEverydayDouche 1
His mom probably strangled her with her own bra and wrote this FML for an alibi.
sixtimessix 0
Jesus Christ lol. "thisz" and "sucxx"
New_mommy2011 0
56 WIN!!
SavageFrenchFri 0
N00Bz
eponina 0
your comment isn't even anything that adds substance to the thread... waste of time. also, I feel bad for anyone who has to hear you talk.
Caro9396 0
56 ftw! :D
stephy0823 0
awesome XD
XGamerChickX 5
Learn grammar, dumbass. It's so annoying when "Ppl tAlk Likeeee diszzxx".
Blehhxx 0
Don't ever do that with a bra. Bras are deadly.
Shahindrius 0
did y'all do it!
Dweron 0
win indeed
TheSithAssassin 15
Indeed a win. Btw I love your deadmau5 pic.
geddy420 0
my mom knows beter then to walk in wen my gfs at my house. she knocks. haha
justalilrandom2 4
You have a gf?! Or does your mum know Friday is self love night?
Caro9396 0
142 AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
taelorrae011 0
how many times are we going to see this FML?... sheesh.
annihil8or 15
Def not an fml try locking door funny tho
thisguy44 0
ftw
AEverydayDouche 1
Now your bf has to avenge his mother and a long going family feud has started.