Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
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haglette 2
The downstairs tv room is so adventurous...
yoonhee_fml 0
daddy's little girl lol
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Comments (179)
InDenial 6
Oh snap busted.
timma90 4
More like he came and saw.
sukaaa 0
wow try a room next time with the door closed
allard 14
Did someone say threesome? LOL jokes guys, don't be hating for the jokes.
BelleElle_fml 5
How is that "adventurous"?
jckbco 0
I think the adventuresome part is that she was doing this with people in the house.., dies she really need to explain the back story for you?
cassiesaurus 0
haha. ydi for doing it with a parent in the house. be more careful next time kiddo.
KingDingALing 9
Suck your dad off.
CiaranPM 0
He came, he saw, he "oh shitted."
bravesfan112233 0
"he came, he saw, he conquered" jay z
jewban 3
u should of had him cum then have him put a pillow over his dick and pretend that your chatting
aadk 0
Someone definitely busted... a nut haha
FrenchToast94 0
roflmao!!!!
doopeyh 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for having a bf that comes easly
valri3 0
Yea next time give him bottom. ;)
zem5 0
48 you can give me bottom anytime you want ;)
HahaHokayThen 10
76 don't tell me that's your baby...
Nick_1993 2
106. that baby is to good looking to be his
corytheboss 0
112 but she can be mine anytime ;)
kelseythompson 27
dumbasses
yoonhee_fml 0
daddy's little girl lol
hottiewitdamesse 8
ahahaha! i like thus!
TheWhiteBunny 3
busted for busting a nut.
dannyswin 0
win
crobcrob 1
win
JustJaredfied 0
lol good on
chuksnwali 34
nice
molil_4810 0
you've been a bad girl!!
Moo_Horse 0
nice pic
Wirebiter 0
Did your dad and boyfriend high-five?
bman134 0
I was thinking that too but I think her dad would be pissed and his dad would high five
MrSassypants 34
67 Im not a gramer nazi but your gonna atract em. Me to. Jk. I love doin it on per piss.
e400853 0
lmao nice
TheWhiteBunny 3
Read the FML again. The door WAS locked. The father was probably coming in from outside.
harviss12 8
hahahah suck a dick, oh wait u were doing that! hahahahahahHaha
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Wow you're hilarious.... -_-
palosqueak 19
Oh, soooo funny... Way to attract girls...
stfuexe 0
WTF you on about whitebunny it said that she was about to get up and lock the door Just as he came but she was too late.
ohsuzykuew 0
10- try again. she stopped to get up and lock the door. middle of the night fml's. doh!