Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's been weeks since I made a Facebook page to arrange something for my birthday as no one was able to attend last year on short notice. Everyone was game but now everyone is flaking. One friend even said, "I'll see who RSVPs and then decide." FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, I sent out a note to 300 friends saying that I'm having a birthday party in a couple of weeks. I asked to please write back if they are interested in coming. Two people replied. They said they can't make it. FML
Today, I learned that my friend had parties all summer without me. I wasn't even invited once. Why ? Because I didn't send a message. My bad, I didn't know I could've have sent a message to attend parties I didn't know were happening. FML
Today, I'd arranged a family reunion to see family I hadn't seen in years. Out of about 20 people, only 3 said they would come. One messaged to cancel the night before. The other two no-showed. FML
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
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KingDingALing 9
Tell them that there's going to be beer and strippers.
jess6blondie9 3
Aww. I'm sorry. : People are so mean sometimes.
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Comments (227)
whyisblue 0
that sucks dude... maybe don't be a bad friend :P
tulsafml 0
I pressed attending but it said 'friend is an ass, you're not attending'. and it made me not attend
FallinngForYoux3 6
hate when that happens.. ^
Leser98 0
jeez maybe their friend are bad friends
IStoleTheCookies 16
maybe they just knew that whatever date it was, the event was gonna be shite anyway, like the location it was planned to be at etc. ah well, you'll live OP!
Jvr91 8
Cry me a tsunami.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
^finalllly a tsunami joke. well iii feel better.
insanesna1l 0
advertised publicly on facebook. Guaranteed attendance
FuttBuck 0
137, win
baileyw 0
are you devin grba?
tulsafml 0
yes
KingDingALing 9
Tell them that there's going to be beer and strippers.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
lol
OCDC 9
*Green beer and midget strippers. That'll get them every time ;)
OCDC 9
Edit: ignore
KingDingALing 9
Green beer? Sorry, buddy, St. Patricks Day has passed already. Midget strippers could work though...since they're half-off. A party isn't a party without KaySL though. Good ol' Kay is where we get all our drugs from. It's like she's a ******* vending machine for drugs.
OCDC 9
I could have sworn KaySL was of the male gender a few days ago...
OCDC 9
Dammit, you caught me. I guess this means the penguin I saw anally violating Rallets on the side of the road wasn't real, either? D:
KingDingALing 9
I wouldn't consider it rape because I know Rallets and the pensioner liked it. Yes, sick ***** indeed.
tulsafml 0
i'm goin to that get together:D :D :D :D :D lolololok
rallets 23
other way around bro ;D thanx for mentioning me tho :) and its not rape if you yell "surprise!"
SassiestLemon 2
Godamnit king where have you been?! Your comments have been missed :P
You_Need_Soap 6
lmao
rallets 23
hello? hellooooo? anyone here? i seeeeeeee you!!! yea, just maybe :P meh, busy with life i suppose.. or are you just being sarcastic? meh and whos the pensioner? o_O
ILoveEggnog 7
Mmmmm......Rallets and KaySL in the same thread.
Jizwold 0
u guys must have been hitting some seriously laced weed
Justine94_x 31
Aw :(
L3Paparazzo 7
your picture scares me
Agiggleaday 0
164, I agree
Jizwold 0
it's mean but ya she could have taken a better picture of herself
Justine94_x 31
Cause your picture is perfect? Stop being so judgemental about someone you don't know, jeez.:|
pwincessa23 1
maybe they are. or their "friends" are a**holes.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Awww I'm sorry, Wat did u do 2 make them not go?
jess6blondie9 3
Aww. I'm sorry. : People are so mean sometimes.
persianjr1 7
I know, people are extremely rude when it comes to social interaction.
mendozaale 0
i dont like people.. well people that i dont know and that are all crammed up... friends and family i like
trick619 0
how is that rude that someone doesnt want to hang out with someone else? theres obviously a reason for everything. are you saying you have never once bailed on someone or told them "no" mr swimmer dude?
mendozaale 0
ooh trick got u mr swimmer dude :)
uncbballwins 0
Dude. Ur pic looks fake swimmy bro
PwningLamp1 0
Yes, people are mean. I've just learned to say "**** Off." and walk away. It works well...
Azarjan 0
OMG littlebigplanet icon. You sir win one Internet.
Cshoc16 0
I agree with 70. That does look really fake swimmy. That looks like the cover to a magazine or something, and in your profile description it says that me in the pic, uhh, kinda weird you wanna point that out. Oh and trick just raped you to
HowDidIGetHere 0
you look like Britney spears! Tee Hee!
L3Paparazzo 7
yea 22 pic looks fake.
persianjr1 7
it is me. I swear. I don't know whether to be insulted or happy.
L3Paparazzo 7
put another pic of u then n well judge it looks alike
persianjr1 7
there
gymnasts14 0
who cares if it's him or not lol.
Nakolover13 0
How does it look fake? Kuz he looks good?
jess6blondie9 3
Yep, they think it's too good to be true.
chelseaann11 2
Your boobs look fake. Just sayin'.
boomsupersonic 0
Maybe you did something to piss them off? FYL, though.
Meg1Surf2Blonde3 0
Wow that's sad soo u prolly dunno how 2 dance or ur just a dork!! I party hardd!! u need sm help hahaha
jess6blondie9 3
Dorks are cool people. I'd rather hangout with the dorks than the popular kids.
boomsupersonic 0
Don't put this on them. Every one is unique and no one should be made fun of for their differences.
vsx2000goton 0
1) Just because you are a "dork" or font know how to dance foes not mean you can't have friends. OP probably is just looking for the wrong type of people. 2) YOU need some help with your spelling.
dirtyblond 4
a dork is a whale penis!:D
jess6blondie9 3
Dirtyblonde - I was waiting for someone to say that! :D
dirtyblond 4
hehehe ;D
IStoleTheCookies 16
I know, I ride it all the time. it's not called a killer whale for no reason ;)
Prankster7o7 5
Oh wow, haha.
L3Paparazzo 7
19 ummm yaa okaiiii. dorks r creepy n socially awkward as fk
persianjr1 7
no they're not. there is a dork in my law school. he is actually pretty cool.
Jizwold 0
I hate people and social events I only hang out with my "friends" to get high and to keep up appearances
mcintosh123 15
Hey I'm a jerk hang out with me? 8D
J_1182 2
Get your education. Learn how to spell.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
my bad, I meant 2 put this on the 1 b4 this