Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
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superspi 0
is that the Only reason?
FlipTaco 0
Probably not. His favorite instrument is probably the radio.
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Comments (181)
trub_fml 4
Ladies love us
SkoomaKi 28
Ahhh the nice girl who goes for the dumb douchebag, you're better off OP.
jessikamahone 6
Brad paisley?
countrygirl0115 1
Hey dont hate on the camo!!
InsomniaCafe 11
You seem a TAD bitter, OP. Camo is cool. Maybe she went with him because of other reasons?
ThePieGuy0817 29
I have to wonder. Do you mean to say that the guy's stupid enough to think that camouflage is a color, or is it a metaphor to say that she left you for somebody in the Army?
CrazyLaughs4Me 17
it is something that should be taken in into consideration by the wiser minds of our society. For now we will read FML's
Druu 53
Bet you didn't see that one coming.
The_9th_Doctor 18
you're better off
TheScholtens 15
gotta problem with camo?
zachthegaut 10
Those people who wear camp and talk about joining the army and memorize guns and stuff bug the crap out of me at school
ValorOverAll 13
People who talk down on those willing to serve their country bug the crap out of me at school,