ToxicSuicide
United States
Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
notanightowlanymore
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Clyde, United States
Panic!
Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Bad influence
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
Michelle
Netherlands
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
forgotten
United Kingdom
Who are you?
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
grounded.
United States
Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML
Anonymous
Express yourself
Today, I got home and found my babysitter furious and my 5 year-old exhausted from crying. Normally he chooses to wear Disney princess dresses but today his grandma came for a visit, saw what he was wearing, told him he was bad, and forced him to wear trousers. I’m ready to kill the bitch. FML
jonathan
France
I think I should leave
Today, I was talking on the phone about how my son's babysitter is an absolute sicko, that she smoked weed next to my baby, that she smells bad, etc. I literally said her full name and the way she looks. Then I felt a hand on my shoulder; it was her, and she'd heard absolutely everything. FML
abygalee
Akron, United States
Today, my mom hasn't talked to me for 5 days, so, worried sick, I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML
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Doortje 30
#1&5: I interpreted it as it was the mother's babysitter for her child(ren).
Kitten16 0
LOL GO GRANPA
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x_Cupcakes 0
Ew. How's old are you, OP, that you have a babysitter?
Temi25 6
she could be 13
insanesna1l 0
she could also be 20 which could make the grandfather between 50 and 70 years
Doortje 30
#1&5: I interpreted it as it was the mother's babysitter for her child(ren).
beefbus7 0
my brother is 13 he doesn't need a babysitter...
beefbus7 0
my brother is 13 he doesn't need a babysitter...
fadingaway 17
Some parents worry a lot and think teenagers need babysitters.
thatonename 7
lol. teenagers probably do need them more than a 6 year old. for different reasons of course. now johny, put down the doobie and stop trying to touch that lady's tatas.
scar97 0
dirty old men... gotta love em. OPs grandpa is my hero
ImKindaABigDeal 6
if the babysitter was babysitting OP then he/she probably wouldn't need to call OP clearly it's OPs babysitter for OPs children
kyarush 10
hook it up!
clojo1112 0
she's probably talking about the babysitter she hired to watch her kids.
sarahshanghai 9
She could also mean the person who babysits her children.
fantasyworld 39
Her babysitter for her kids. I've heard teachers refer to their students as their kids.
Kitten16 0
LOL GO GRANPA
turtlegrl66 11
tell her to get a new grandfather
Jay1D 0
can you read?
krazy_glu3 0
FHL
Sadochan 0
He's flippin' switches for the bitches. Hook them up, OP. And give me your number. ;) Lol jks, my international call rates would go through the roof.
you_and_me_fml 8
someone is into the younger women..
maskedman 9
Everyone is into younger women.
cha5e 0
Not necessarily. What if OP is 25, her baby is...a baby, her grandfather is 80, and the babysitter is 81?
iCake 13
Or maybe op is an adult there has a babysitter for his/her child
shaunasykes97 0
Why would your grandfather be stalking your babysitter? And if you need a babysitter, why are you on FML? Oh, the unanswered questions.
dragonaair 5
It was her children's babysitter, maybe.
evig_fml 16
well, majority of men like younger woman (before I get flamed this is from a study which asked what do you prefer) so that could explain grand pa wanting the baby sitter, and I took it as the op having a child and so they employed a baby sitter.
jennabell 0
cause like, once you have kids you are like, totally not allowed on FML anymore!
MrLaryRottweila 1
let him get his groove on
smileeee_fml 0
LOL i know aye
evig_fml 16
idk how much groove he can get on, lemons tend not to be to....flexible.
wildsweetchild 19
Probably op meant her babysitter, as a babysitter for her child..regarding the grandpa..why everybody thinks he's into younger girls? maybe he's simply overprotective of his grandchild and wants to make sure that she's a legitimate person..
evig_fml 16
while that is possible I feel it is highly unlikely
john7h567hgrd 0
This is what I originally thought...
darthtrey 0
You mean you don't look out for the safety of your family and friends by attempting to **** random people in their life?
smileeee_fml 0
leave the poor man alone ... hes probably lonely LOLL
TheJester12 15
hebert the pervert is very lonely !