Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
Today, my dad tore my room apart for the second time, looking for drug-making equipment. His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs, because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad. FML
Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
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Top comments
davisjenny81 30
Well guess you have to clean not only your rooms but your parents trust towards you. What I'd like to know is why they thought that.
emmatheamazingx 17
Parents will go to the fullest until proven wrong
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Comments (49)
mike762414 6
They are teaching you how cops will treat you. Good lesson on their part.
milehigh52 22
stop. Just please stop right now. Your comment made me want to throw something.
orbit 22
Cops need probable cause. Ops parents had non. C+ for effort.
limabeans101029 21
12- You don't need to trash your kids room to get them to not do drugs. Please don't become a parent.
TM24D 15
Your parents are assholes
Econforthwin 15
Is this something they do often? Cuz if so you need to talk to them about not freaking out and being jerks.
Leumas1999 3
I would yell at them for not trusting you and assuming you do drugs
johnthejolly 10
Which is why I can't wait to be a parent haha
madridista14 8
On the bright side, they care about you. Also, your parents must've seen something somewhere to just make a sudden mess
eamiller 6
I feel you. My parents are the same way. It sucks in the moment, but later I remember they're only trying to do what is best for me.
anabanana101 15
That's rough:/
missbrit818 20
I hate when my parents snoop in anything they can get their paws on
Foxrabbit 9
My mom doesn't do that to me. My house runs on a trust system and we usually tell each other everything.