Today, I got a job with a filmmaking company, turned up on my first day, and now I know why I'd never heard of the company before. Porn. They were making porn, all kinds of disgusting porn. I quit so fast I was barely even there. This was the only job offer I’ve had since graduation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally found a job as a secretary for a small film studio. The sets are in a soundproofed part of the building, but not for the typical reasons. Right through the wall is a pornography studio. It's all I'll hear from 8 to 5 every day. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I found out I’m the guy whose wife made adult films in college. Although embarrassed, I thought I may be able to get past it. Except for the fact that we dated in college, and she insisted we wait until after we were married to have sex. FML
Today, I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. FML
Today, I was deceived into a contract to "edit" porn. It was sick, disgusting material which stirred up all my sexual-abuse-survivor issues and made me retch. When I went to my husband to tell him what happened, his only comment was, "Is it hot?" FML
Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML
Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML
Today, I was offered the job of my dreams until the recruiters had gone through my Twitter account and had seen tweets of me calling another girl a “bitch” and a racial slur during an argument. They rescinded the offer and I’d already quit my last job. FML
Today, I started a new job, it was going well until I was asked to stand up and be introduced to a company director. I had a hard on. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Isn't it better that it's disgusting ****? If you don't like it, you can focus on your work. If it were hot ****, you'd get distracted and have unprofessional boners. Only the talent gets to have professional boners.
TwoBytesCarley 27
You can still earn the hours you need to be accepted into a union working on a **** set. Once your in a union you’ll be able to find regular set work far easier. I can’t count how many fellow film workers have done this.
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Comments (9)
randybryant799 21
And it never occurred to you to Google this company before you took the job? And I don't think **** is gonna kill you.
TwoBytesCarley 27
You can still earn the hours you need to be accepted into a union working on a **** set. Once your in a union you’ll be able to find regular set work far easier. I can’t count how many fellow film workers have done this.
RichardPencil 32
Isn't it better that it's disgusting ****? If you don't like it, you can focus on your work. If it were hot ****, you'd get distracted and have unprofessional boners. Only the talent gets to have professional boners.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Professional Boners sounds like a new band name...
Nhayaa2.0 17
Art is a dirty job but somebody's gotta do it.
JackWood 21
But you may get to meet Stormy Daniels.
TomeDr 25
Gonna get downvoted but… good for you for having morals. BUT unfortunately YDI for not researching the company first.
Wadlaen 24
You could have been a star! You'll probably never get this chance again. That's what you get for being picky...
Glitterbaby2613 20
oh no. **** 😏