Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
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Today, I told a friend I had become more religious lately. He immediately started mocking me for being a "stupid creationist bigot." When I told him how offensive that was, he acted bewildered and started condescendingly lecturing me about how "science has proven God does not exist." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
Today, I had environmental science class. My teacher doesn't believe humans are affecting climate change or that we should protect endangered species. He slants class discussions so now all my classmates agree with him. FML
Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
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nesteremily 31
Yes..I do believe in humans..
iop330 22
Just pretend a talking snake told you it and they should believe you.
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Candied_person 13
I'm religious but really their has to be some science involved in life.
samlovesham1234 9
Don't they know that's the scientific name for humans?
rockydify 22
I went through a very similar situation growing up. Don't worry, you'll leave them behind eventually.
summerg123 14
My dad just said he failed as a father when we tried to discuss evolution... Way to make me feel loved, dad.
rabid_otaku 29
I'm a Christian and a science lover. I believe God created evolution.
AmayaR 12
Thank You I am a Christian also and I know that the Bible actually supports evolution.
Parkour_Kid123 2
Yes I thought I was the only one that dis
JKPwnage 27
Even at private schools like these, there should still be standards. Screw religious beliefs, people need to be taught facts.
RayRey009 5
Peer pressure and ignorance. Definitely one of the worst combos out there.
cain40 2
I just want to call bullshit
martin8337 36
Where do you go to school, Kansas or something?
AmayaR 12
While y'all are mocking the Bible a lot of you have never read it and don't realize it supports the theory of evolution and the Big Bang Theory