Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, our little family business was asked to do a presentation at my daughter's school. When we got there and I saw her, I waved to her happily but she totally blanked me, plus my super strict mom smacked me on the back of the head for embarrassing her by not acting professionally while I was technically working. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I gave a presentation about how teachers don't intervene enough when students are being bullied. Afterwards, I was practically bullied by my teacher for "not choosing a serious topic." FML
Today, I was in a good mood for once, but my professor looked at me and said, "I don't know what you ate for breakfast but you're really annoying today." FML
Today, one of my classmates asked the teacher to postpone her presentation because she had to study and the teacher happily agreed. When I approached her, the teacher started yelling at me because postponing deadlines is irresponsible. I just wanted to make sure we didn't need to bring our book. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML
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Top comments
crazykidd15 0
wow umm ur teachers a b*tch
perdix 31
Only some people can pull off that Mad Scientist look. If you don't look demented enough, it just comes off as stupid.
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Comments (81)
crazykidd15 0
wow umm ur teachers a b*tch
EvilPotato 15
She woke up on the wrong side of bed.
flockz 20
someone shat in her cereal.
rallets 23
she got her panties in a bunch
Damn_Hippster 11
She is just jealous of your happiness.
iAmPaul 49
She's on her period.
McLovin30 2
Someone pissed in her coffee
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
Someone sneezed on her cat
urdirtyolduncle 15
Someone----C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!
Sniperkid07 6
That's unfortunate..... I had a good one too. Whatever il say it anyways, someone sh*t in her pillowcase.
False_Stupidity 42
She got off with the wrong hand...
TurdTickler4eva 0
That bel air is ****** sick bro
Sniperkid07 6
Thanks man, I love it.
LolFMLnot 10
Wtf did u expected? She had an awful day , while you were smiling like life is awesome !
heimdallr 14
Somebody shat on her birthday cake.
H3YG1RL 0
Pedobear strikes again!
nirenna 6
Uhh how is this relevant at all..?
Iheartfunny 1
OK dont hate but ive always wanted to say this. FIRST !!!
godlike1 5
Nope, chuck testa
H3YG1RL 0
But you aren't first, you are third.
NotMuchLuck 0
Your first has been denied... Twice.
TheWindowLicker 13
You might want to wait until you're actually first /thumb down
Iheartfunny 1
yeah sorry the thing takes a while to load and i got excited ok. its a bit like when your waching interenet **** and... never mind
Iheartfunny 1
6 Yeah im feeling pretty shitty right now
stevenJB 25
Someone pissed in his coffee
Imacrowd 9
OP should.
xXxAPersonxXx 6
What if the teacher doesn't drink coffee?
crazychick1269 7
pissed in his cereal
iliketurdles 7
Piss in his toilet? Ohh wait..
Sniperkid07 6
Pissed in his brain.
HetaliaFreak 10
Pissed in his eyes...
LolFMLnot 10
Pissed on the teacher :)
aKaClickZ 4
Pissed in his ass. Too far? Sorry I'm done.
slushpup9696 12
Piss in his piss. But don't cross streams; that makes it gay.
twofirstnames 12
That sucks OP, I remember when my teacher screamed at me for smiling. I then got sent to the office which was dumb. But trust me I know how you feel.
FreshlyCut 0
Like totally ya, you dont know how I feel.
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
Go cover your face with a bag... You distraction.
grouperslayer20 0
Ok Cody rhodes
keepmeonthedl 7
10: Has anyone ever told you you look just like Sam Earle with darker hair? You really do.
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
55- I've heard I look like a lot of people, but that's a new one.
keepmeonthedl 7
I honestly thought it was him when I first saw your picture.
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
I don't really think I do, but that's just my opinion.
keepmeonthedl 7
Fair enough. I just think your faces are very similar.
perdix 31
Only some people can pull off that Mad Scientist look. If you don't look demented enough, it just comes off as stupid.
melonrind 8
Seems to me she was having a bad day and you were on the receiving end of her ass-ery ..... Brush it off and smile bigger :)
leogirl95 12
Well, you must have looked like a rapist or something if the teacher called attention to it!
leadman1989 16
Don't worry she's just worried that menopause will get at her rotting eggs before she can have any children