Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told a friend I had become more religious lately. He immediately started mocking me for being a "stupid creationist bigot." When I told him how offensive that was, he acted bewildered and started condescendingly lecturing me about how "science has proven God does not exist." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
Today, I had environmental science class. My teacher doesn't believe humans are affecting climate change or that we should protect endangered species. He slants class discussions so now all my classmates agree with him. FML
Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
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Top comments
nesteremily 31
Yes..I do believe in humans..
iop330 22
Just pretend a talking snake told you it and they should believe you.
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Comments (196)
DA3Z 16
How dare you believe in humans, and not worship a cosmic Jewish zombie the grants you access to heaven if you symbolically drink his blood and eat his flesh in a church....
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
ouch, I think I just felt a few brain cells commit suicide after reading that.
live2loveurself 11
It's funny cause religion is the bs that is untrue, so in response to that, "You actually believe in Christianity? Hahahaha!"
messymessiah 11
But the satisfying thing is that you can laugh and laugh and laugh at their utter stupidity.
liquidpwnage 15
Look at it this way, you're the only intelligent one there. The king laughed when someone proposed that the earth was round to him.
samchaps19 11
Dumbasses
inolongercare 19
Yes, I believe in humans, and even evolution... And that humans and dinosaurs did not walk the earth at the same time... I know I am crazy
KyleLord_ 9
Are you... What? We are **** Sapiens.
lyn87 7
Wow. These uneducated morons have a rude awakening one day...I feel sorry for them, truly.
danimal_crackerz 26
I'd recommend trying to get into a new class, a higher one is possible :P. Ignorance at its finest.