Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
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Today, I told a friend I had become more religious lately. He immediately started mocking me for being a "stupid creationist bigot." When I told him how offensive that was, he acted bewildered and started condescendingly lecturing me about how "science has proven God does not exist." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
Today, I had environmental science class. My teacher doesn't believe humans are affecting climate change or that we should protect endangered species. He slants class discussions so now all my classmates agree with him. FML
Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
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Top comments
nesteremily 31
Yes..I do believe in humans..
iop330 22
Just pretend a talking snake told you it and they should believe you.
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Comments (196)
adamjohnson456 5
I am not against religion at all, but in cases like this it's sad how ignorant and blind it can make people. But really, nothing against religion.
random_man1999 11
I'm a Christian, but those guys are just idiots
rneedham 12
Shhh, the might still be **** erectus.
fantasyworld 39
So does that mean we're invisible?
TheLynx_fml 20
Oh my god (pun intended) sorry you are forced to attend that school
Jhk9000 23
Only in America.....
DickButt1 10
You should've said "you believe that a talking snake existed?"
wolf_wizard1134 9
I believe in **** sapians, they are an intelligent species they are endangered, since social media came out, stupid people were then allowed to spread the virus known as dumbass, and comment sense became a rare gift that few had. We are devolving back to the time where religion folklore ruled the world.
1gullible_bugger 34
Time to change schools!