Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
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Today, I told a friend I had become more religious lately. He immediately started mocking me for being a "stupid creationist bigot." When I told him how offensive that was, he acted bewildered and started condescendingly lecturing me about how "science has proven God does not exist." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
Today, I had environmental science class. My teacher doesn't believe humans are affecting climate change or that we should protect endangered species. He slants class discussions so now all my classmates agree with him. FML
Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
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Top comments
nesteremily 31
Yes..I do believe in humans..
iop330 22
Just pretend a talking snake told you it and they should believe you.
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Comments (196)
DaBayst 15
Everyone in your class shouldn't be classified as **** sapiens.
cr500guy 11
maybe you should have said hetrosapiens. **** might be throwing them off
Dexter83_fml 17
That's bullying
Chiharo 15
That sucks OP. but what the teacher is doing,isnt iy bullying? Like who the hell mocks people like that for their own believes. Seriously....
bleedingglitter 24
Maybe talk to your mom about a transfer.... You are not getting a good education there obviously.
ourtneyc 14
oh my god
DaRito 25
Now is the time to get your parents to get you out of this school and find one that isn't full of stupid people. FYL my friend.
CaptainBlack 18
My friend once came up to me out of the blue, with no context, and asked me if I believed in aluminum hydroxide. I stared at him confused for a few seconds before muttering "uhh, yeah...?" He said "Oh, ok. Because some people don't believe in evolution," and walked away.
worldclassrager 41
I sure hope you are not made fun of for quite awhile due to that
carleyboo2018 20
"And then on the third day, God created the Remington Bolt Action Rifle, so man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals." (Please don't kill me its from mean girls about weirdly religious (home schooled) kids)