Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
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Today, I told a friend I had become more religious lately. He immediately started mocking me for being a "stupid creationist bigot." When I told him how offensive that was, he acted bewildered and started condescendingly lecturing me about how "science has proven God does not exist." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
Today, I had environmental science class. My teacher doesn't believe humans are affecting climate change or that we should protect endangered species. He slants class discussions so now all my classmates agree with him. FML
Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
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Top comments
nesteremily 31
Yes..I do believe in humans..
iop330 22
Just pretend a talking snake told you it and they should believe you.
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Comments (196)
rockabillykid 14
I feel your pain I once attended a super christian school, shit suck what's worse my mom was principal. and had to kick me out for drinking and having sex. you should bring up that the earth is millions of years old to to really **** with them.
hardy24 9
It's really interesting when stupid people laugh at smart people for being smart...knowledge is power
sonnyrosa 32
Your class is going places... not college, but places!
ExtremeEncounter 32
Indoctrination at its finest.
MasterSaxon 12
They should not be teaching.....
Geckosrock99 33
Really? That Sounds like they're messing with your education. I would just study it behind their backs or something. They obviously don't care about your education. Especially if they are going to laugh at you about it. The teacher was totally unprofessional.
LavenderParadise 2
Please tell me you corrected her in front of everyone
davidl7 17
Dang I'm Catholic but I'm still not stupid enough to reject facts. FYL.
TuneSyon 7
I'm Christian and believe God made evolution happen so I'm on both sides here
Omniprism 15
I went to public school most of my life and then I attended a private Christian school my junior and senior. Once I started the curriculum I noticed that it was all completely Christian based and omitted so much history in history class. It was disconcerting to me because some children were there from the very beginning. They only knew what was being fed to them.