Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told a friend I had become more religious lately. He immediately started mocking me for being a "stupid creationist bigot." When I told him how offensive that was, he acted bewildered and started condescendingly lecturing me about how "science has proven God does not exist." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
Today, I had environmental science class. My teacher doesn't believe humans are affecting climate change or that we should protect endangered species. He slants class discussions so now all my classmates agree with him. FML
Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I'm German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, my teacher laughed at the "irony." Something like this always happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
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Top comments
nesteremily 31
Yes..I do believe in humans..
iop330 22
Just pretend a talking snake told you it and they should believe you.
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ohSNAPyall 27
I bet *you're* a **** sapien!
lostinareverie 21
The stupid is strong with them.
kalbrek009 20
Reminds me of when I was 16 & I called my 19 yr old brother a **** sapien...he was mad & tried to catch me to beat me up. When our mom asked what's the deal, he told her what I said, she laughed so hard, which made him even madder. She then had to explain what it meant. He got even madder because of how stupid he felt...he was always mad that I'm smarter than him. Lol, sounds like your teacher needs to go back to school, OP.
ThepurpleCow 19
They're basing their beliefs on a myth. Complete and utter bull.
AmandaBatton0210 8
My favorite thing in the whole world is when my super Christian in laws who completely disagree with evolution say the phrase "survival of the fittest, a phrase coined by Darwin. It totally makes my day and I never tell them why I laugh. I hope this brightens your day a little. It does mine.
CODplayer4lyfe 24
Not all Christians are fucktards
foxy4353 10
Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. I remember once when I went to my sunday school, my teacher asked how long God took to make earth, I answered 'millions of years' and the whole class laughed while looking at me like I was a complete retard.
huffy2310 10
Seen as sapiens are intelligent beings you should have said 'well I agree there is a lacking abundance of **** sapiens in this room'
Parkour_Kid123 2
That means they don't believe in humans
thelionheart 14
GTFO of that shitty school
opiate_ape 10
urgent departure to non ridiculous school required.