If only…

By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 17:57 - Norway - Haugesund

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Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML
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gnas_fml 4

im a trained masaage therapist, i actually give my girlfriend a back massage during sex sometimes. its really easy ro do in a sitting position with her facing you

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anbrick 6

How is this bad for you, OP? She's the one who has to deal with your inadequacies. Pay more attention to what she likes. Learn some new tricks or something.

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LifelessStars 22

Just take the compliment and forget about what she said

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xeka 10

Your next reply "If only i gave more then 0 *****..." ;)

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mikester21 1

At least you are *******!

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Derpylicious 3

Communication is key. Ask her what gets her off, and do that. Also, work on your technique for good measure. If it's still not good enough after that, leave her and go find someone you can satisfy, as she cannot be pleased and is not worth the trouble.

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fury1031 10

Why should she get a reward for being a rude and insulting bitch?

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gemmadaws 3

She probably cheating on you with one of your mates

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