Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML
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Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML
Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML
Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML
Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML
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Top comments
thehoneybadger 10
That guy shouldn't be travelling... unless he's got a flight phobia, he sounds like he has a serious stomach bug.
smexehXredhead0 0
Nasty! Ask if you can move!!!
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Comments (80)
MilkShakez 0
atleats your seat buddoes are not fat
MilkShakez 0
That was a typing fail, my bad :(
pertained 12
lol, Atleast they didn't Chunder literally everywhar
herrobear 0
On the bright side, if he throws up any more than he already has, he'll probably die before hour one...oh wait
miraggg 1
at least it wasnt projectile vomit all over your lap
zendaddy0 0
in what circumstance would that not be a problem!?!?!?!?
ThanksKarma 0
That smell must be awful.
torio123 27
oh I suck at flying. I spew pretty much every 10 minutes. I always feel sorry for teh people sitting next to me :D
iSitt 0
don't worry, he'll soon be out of ammo
jassi101 5
Lol...
Jimmyd0t 0
wtf -_- I feel your pain OP, fyl
redneck0328 5
you gonna eat that hot dog?
thehoneybadger 10
That guy shouldn't be travelling... unless he's got a flight phobia, he sounds like he has a serious stomach bug.
obnum 19
agreed
Alysin 14
sounds like zombies, ....time to ready the chainsaw!
deefan101 11
yes totally agreed!
kyanisaurus 0
butt plug?
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
I've never seen anyone use one of those, and I fly a lot!
shybear15 0
haha... I love your pic
eminemchick 19
agreed, ur pic is win:D
Cheylea 10
Eww I feel your pain...
SirBedevere 0
Why not give him the good ole American sue?
SirBedevere 0
Why not*
demonspeed 0
I'm not sure if this was supposed to be a jab at Americans but if so I'll sue you buddy! no really wtf are you trying to say?
smexehXredhead0 0
Nasty! Ask if you can move!!!
kendallhi 9
haha I love your pic
Saltime 0
When they run out of sick bags, are you going to lend him your hat?
Iamnotmyself 17
Something tells me he will have already used his hat. considering that he would be constantly puking and will eventually puke up his intestines which would most likely make OP puke or faint of shock, which in both cases there would be no use for a hat for the very ill passenger. Unless you can use the hat for the previous stated intestine problem.