Love, Intimacy, Awkward and Cute: Enjoy what you enjoy

Enjoy what you enjoy

By Anonymous - 03/07/2025 14:00 - United States - Edison

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage with a back massager, and as a joke I put it up against his butthole. He moaned louder than I've ever heard him moan and begged me to put it back. This can't be a good sign. FML

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Thursday 3 July 2025 20:41

Once your straight man discovers he likes butt stuff, a glorious new phase of your life will begin.

poopface82 23

Thursday 3 July 2025 21:23

Or maybe it’s an excellent sign.

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duchessdoughnut 2

Thursday 3 July 2025 20:41

Once your straight man discovers he likes butt stuff, a glorious new phase of your life will begin.

poopface82 23

Thursday 3 July 2025 21:23

Or maybe it’s an excellent sign.

FluffythePink 23

Friday 4 July 2025 3:10

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