Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. While cuddling on the couch, he asked me for a blow job. I refused. He said, "But I thought big girls liked doing that." FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, my date was about to go down on me when he burst out laughing. I'd bought some new sexy panties, which apparently had a sticker on them that came off and got stuck to me. It seems my vagina had been examined by employee No.32 for quality control purposes. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The first words that came out of his mouth were, "Rape isn't that bad if you think about it." FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
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foxwasalamb 24
what the ****..? maybe its a clever way of saying he has a large penis
HappyItalian 38
"Probably not you."
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Comments (122)
Exsequor 14
Well, what's the answer?
kmccain 27
This one time at band camp...
DJviper_fml 5
~I stuck a flute in my pu$$y~
Geeve95 11
He just wants to know if your a Lusy loose or a tighty whitey
sweetbliss3 37
what a weirdo. that's not something you ask on the first date, if ever.
Cwilson3388 11
I just want to apologize for the male gender some guys don't know when to shut the hell up! But any who did you answer the question?
MissBehavin77 18
Awkward. Maybe that was his weird way of wanting to know just how much room you got.
Ki11erC 18
Not something to ask but made me laugh lol
Frenchtony 17
This is a legit question, he just wanted to know if you could bear properly sized offspring. People always overreact to this kind of things it's really sad, I guess we can thank feminism for that...
itsjusttofunny 8
should have just asked you if you give head. deal breaker if you don't.....
iwadasn 33
I'm pretty sure it would be a dealbreaker for her if those were the first words out of his mouth.
Spadoinkle 10
He sounds weird and immature. You can definitely find someone better and more intelligent. Good luck.
K40RU 11
I agree, your life sucks. Hope you find better!