Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. While cuddling on the couch, he asked me for a blow job. I refused. He said, "But I thought big girls liked doing that." FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, my date was about to go down on me when he burst out laughing. I'd bought some new sexy panties, which apparently had a sticker on them that came off and got stuck to me. It seems my vagina had been examined by employee No.32 for quality control purposes. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The first words that came out of his mouth were, "Rape isn't that bad if you think about it." FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
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foxwasalamb 24
what the ****..? maybe its a clever way of saying he has a large penis
HappyItalian 38
"Probably not you."
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Comments (122)
RedPillSucks 33
Damn. Talk about sizing someone up on the first date.
pussycat19 4
oh my god! *dying! who says something like that?!
brendejafulable 41
He sounds like a funny layed back kind of guy. Play along and have fun you party pooper.
doctorhook86 25
Plot twist: #77 was the guy.
hersheykisslove 5
Wtf
kspear2 12
We're waiting for the answer
Axel5238 29
Scary thing is guys think this ok on a legitimate first date by any means joke or not. The stuff you joke about with the guys/ or stuff you see online is generally not something that applies in real life.
martin8337 36
Giggity? Or not giggity, I'm just not sure.
Vlen_fml 20
not that we condone that kind of question... since its been asked, can we get an answer? i mean even the average woman has eyed the broom handle or hairbrush at least once.
Avasion_fml 7
I want to know the OP's reaction to the question..?
Allegory_fml 4
wow do people really not realize the majority of these are fake?