Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
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Top comments
ilynorrington 0
how are u the creep if they remember what ur ex's cologne smells like? lol
mintcar 10
Just get rid of the freshener, problem solved.
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Comments (142)
BIEBERSLAYER 10
everybody knows your not fooling anyone you just like having the smell of man stank around.
racheljessie 17
Question: Why does OP's ex-boyfriend's cologne smell like a plug-in air freshener? What's he wear, Eau de Glade or something? LOL!!
redbluegreen 41
Essence of £2.
emmiep1011 7
doing the creep.
cicpjaky 6
freebrez is better anyways
SleepOnStones 5
Umm.............what?
nessaspissed 0
how did your friends notice it...?that doesn't seem right....
likerawrandstuff 0
Go Get Another Scrach And Sniff XD Problem Solved.!!
hellokimmiee 5
you sure he wasnt wearing perfume? delicious flowery vanilla perfume?
DrewsFML 8
Nice cover story. We all know your car smells like you ex because he's laying dead in the trunk after you bludgeoned him with a shovel.
laundryninja 1
im with this guy, dump that body before a cop reads this!!!! :O
DrewsFML 8
^and your home... in closet. LMAO I thought it was a car freshener before reading it again carefully.
NikkiFlysKites 8
Ah, the smell of decomposing flesh.
marine4806 0
just get rid of it...
AmethystRain 20
Get a refill disc for it that smells like bacon and attract some new men!