Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
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Top comments
ilynorrington 0
how are u the creep if they remember what ur ex's cologne smells like? lol
mintcar 10
Just get rid of the freshener, problem solved.
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Comments (142)
haydenbro03 4
he obviously just shoved a plug in up his butt ?
KRS_13 0
just cuz you say the scratch and sniff smelled different? wow. thats pretty stupid. you probly just have a strong sense of smell(?)
kris2335 0
CREEPER!;D
Kennzz 0
you are a creep. I don't understand how it would have smelled different on the scratch and sniff. unless you picked up the wrong one..
Daederoth 10
I think it is possible your ex was using said air freshener as his cologne. Use that to your advantage.
Jakeraptor 0
testicles hehhehehhhheha
anniexd92 3
replace it?? it seems like the logic thing to do unless you like your new nickname :D
darkmis1 18
Get a new air freshener.
susannesme 8
haha, u should buy a new one
thenamesabbi 0
How do your friends know what your ex's cologne smells like? THAT'S creepy.