Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
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Top comments
ilynorrington 0
how are u the creep if they remember what ur ex's cologne smells like? lol
mintcar 10
Just get rid of the freshener, problem solved.
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Comments (142)
PeachyJinx 7
Lol perfect song for you The Lonely Island- The Creep (:
Cynical_in_SK 6
Uhm...get rid of it? Remember...if you aren't part of the solution you are part of the problem!
borkchop1992 15
what matters is that you know your right....right?
borkchop1992 15
what matters is that you know your right....right?
Glitterhinoceros 14
Get a new air freshner, then you won't be a creepy person..
redbluegreen 41
You're not fooling us either, creep.
Eckristen 1
i think its pretty much BS that your friends even know the scent of your boyfriends cologne. they never should of been that close to him, to even know what he smells like.
calebacleveland 0
^probably the reason he's an Ex!
missyj0 12
Your cat looks like he has a beard :3 ~
DrTexas 0
Dr. Texas says: "Don't go puttin' your nose where it shouldn't go!"
Livinia 11
Wouldn't you have gotten rid of it the minute you realised it smelt like your ex?
redbluegreen 41
I don't think that's necessarily the OP's problem anymore.
Livinia 11
Yes, I know that but if the OP had gotten rid of it earlier on, she probably wouldn't be in this mess.
redbluegreen 41
I get the impression that she did not realise it until her friends said something.
coffeeandcream 8
ewww. throw that thing away!