Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Off the top of my head…
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML
Home movie
Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation." FML
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CompettiveCheer 0
Douche. Bag.
letsgoflyakite 2
wow, this makes a breakup over text seem nice...
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Comments (141)
CompettiveCheer 0
Douche. Bag.
daBeast155 0
what if he didn't want to see her face because breaking up was already really hard to do? that doesn't make him a douche just a coward
pwincessa23 1
yes it does...
flockz 20
the boyfriend's a douche. now im a coward. i wouldnt set foot in the same room as chuckie cheese. he's a creeper.
Drigr 9
he's an ass. you should dump him, OP. (please fml tough guys, leave this comment alone, I understood the fml i was being ironic.)
alexg823 0
29-That'snot how you use irony though...
Juliaa15 6
29. I found no point in posting a comment if you have to explain it, or defend yourself before anyone says anything. Or if it's just dumb.
soccergurl95 8
he doesn't have the balls to look her in the face when he ends it with her over video chat? he's both a coward and a douche bag.
idontcare8l 3
over a web cams hardenuf but for him to say that , thats terrible. sorry to hear OP
babyjm 0
hez a douche cuz he didnt do it in person like a normal persob shuld
nahgemoohc 17
OP's bf is an Internet reliant dastard!! These people can't handle the circumstances that life dishes out to them, so they take the easier way. Sorry about your terrible break up, op:(
furmum69 5
Omg are you from Jon Lajoi's wtf Collective's 1 and 2?
garrettsgirl 0
I know exactly how you feel OP my damn boyfriend did the same thing.
Lopo2012 0
muther ***** id slap him thru the computer
reptileguy1296 0
cowardly douche
elteezee5 0
that's ****** up lmao
Quacki 0
Does anyone else think that FML should set up a dating website for it's users? There are so many on here with stupid partners it could become quite a success!
Iamnotmyself 17
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At least he didn't put a bag over your head when he made love to you like me, then break up with you.
rawrkittehpwnage 0
ouch.
imosim 0
She put a bag on my head Still counts! Except the other way around I guess...
flockz 20
it's better than using the bag as a condom...(grabs kleenex box) AND THEN BREAKIING UP WITH YOU!! *sniffles*
Docbee 11
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I guess it pains him to see you hurt. He was being nice
liindsey 25
What the ****? The guy was "nice" to break up with a person that way? What would've been "nice" would've been for him to man- up and meet OP at a place and break-up with them face-to-face. It wasn't a month or two relationship, it was two (wasted) years of the OP's life and he couldn't even act like a man to say it to their face. Sorry OP, that ******* sucks.
Iamnotmyself 17
-17 How could this have been wasted, she had two years with a man that probably cared for her for those two years, I don't think wasted would be the right term, maybe stalled but certainly not exactly "wasted"
liindsey 25
It's a waste in my opinion if ultimately the guy can't at least have the guts to say something to the persons face. It was two years of their life, not two months, and regardless, any person deserves more respect than that. I'd call it a waste, but I respect your views.
kaykay20 0
Don't see how him trying not to feel guilty is being nice. Seems more selfish to me.
Iamnotmyself 17
Look just because a person can't look you in the face when he has something hard to tell you doesn't mean he isn't an ok person, he could be sweet and caring but he just couldn't bear to see a person he knows have a hard time...
Iamnotmyself 17
I'm not saying what he did is right but I think we shouldn't judge people on one error.
5t3ff1k4h 47
44 - You're not going to have much excitement in life with that attitude. Not everything is a waste; that relationship could have taught her some valuable lessons despite it eventually ending. I like to view relationships as a learning experience, and if they work out or end in marriage (or something of the same personal value), it's a bonus.
aleishaa_jadee 13
Someone who is trying to be 'nice' about a break up, doesn't do it over the computer. He is obviously an asshole and a coward.
OneNightStan 2
wow that's low! forget him!
PeachyJinx 7
Wow. Fyl :/
1234miagirl 4
That is just terrible :O !
thatnucca 36
Lmao... What a fool!
hahawrong 0
pro status
jane79 0
What a asshole, your better off without him. Now you can find a guy worth your time and love. Sorry op that does suck.
Molord1 0
you're*
Tkao96 0
an asshole. not a
letsgoflyakite 2
wow, this makes a breakup over text seem nice...