Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and he was very upset, crying that he had been betrayed. He then began to explain that his friend had slept with his ex-girlfriend. I asked why he was so upset, and he said he still loved her, and really thought they were going to be able to work things out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
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Top comments
justsomgirl 4
Wow. you deserve better.
marleyvk 0
Ok honey, dont console him. Him crying over another chick is a sure reason to break up. And... why would he be crying over a fight?
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Comments (131)
Qluz 3
the sound of a man crying is weird.
graham11 14
You have no soul.
Moe954 0
Heavy .. At least he was honest.
hotncool 0
why some of u gotta put it down I mean sheesh I've had emotions really fckin bad for someone and u know what it really f kckin hurts so why dnt u people give this guy a brake I mean come on I mean ik he cried over a girls shoulder n all over another but when u go puttin him down like dat,dats mutant and for dat that's fckeded up how would y'all like if someone did that to you would u like it?
fman484 0
your a Dripping ******!!! no offense :P
RedPillSucks 33
I'd probably agree if I understood what the hell you said. Is there a google translation site for this?
green_eyes124 0
42-why is it that sometimes you say 'dat' and sometimes you say 'that'? Oh, and can you please explain what that whole thing meant? Better yet, don't. We wouldn't understand that either lol
YigalElohev 2
Dump his ass.
destonerock 0
and he is still your boyfriend because...
funzcpl 0
exactly!
james3458 3
I've been with someone right after getting dumped by another girl I was totally in love with. it didn't work out so well because it was too soon and I had too much invested in the previous relationship. yeah it's hard as hell, but like me, the dude just needs to be single for while, get it out of his system.
mountneer 0
I say we find him and kick his ass.
mountneer 0
he was very emotional, he stayed up all night watching a "sex in the city" marathon.
wriptidez 0
tell him your not second fiddle
funzcpl 0
what? WHAT? did you punch him in the throat? please tell me you did!!!