Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and he was very upset, crying that he had been betrayed. He then began to explain that his friend had slept with his ex-girlfriend. I asked why he was so upset, and he said he still loved her, and really thought they were going to be able to work things out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
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Top comments
justsomgirl 4
Wow. you deserve better.
marleyvk 0
Ok honey, dont console him. Him crying over another chick is a sure reason to break up. And... why would he be crying over a fight?
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Comments (131)
guitarfreak4evr3 1
now to say in quote of the simpsons, "toodle ooo"
Judus_beej 0
agreed!
Luckysam1984 0
Leave that loser!
Luckysam1984 0
If he wants her back then he DOES not WANT or love you. How stupid are you to stay with someone like that. Its pathetic and so are you.
Shinygirlnz 1
WHY are you still seeing this guy??? That's so sad!
Unconfined_ 0
well he sounds like a bitch... Soo uhh take this as a blessing and move on. find a manly man (:
budster1993 2
time to screw him like he never been screwed before gave him some of the wildest sex and he'll forget the ex
doctor_J 0
YDI for going out with a little bitch
Newenglandneisha 0
He's a whipped mofo, ur prob better off w/out his whimpy ass
SweetDreamsx3_fml 0
- Woww . Yeahh , not going to work .