I love the countryside
Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML
Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cow take a large, flatulent shit with my arm still elbow-deep inside their rectum. FML
Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML
Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Today, I broke my glasses. How did I break my glasses? A cow kicked me in the face at work. FML
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
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Top comments
Rei_Ayanami 18
Ahh, the joys of country living. Fresh air, no noise pollution, and being smacked in the face by cow placenta. P.S. Congratulations on your new calf.
wtfomfgfml 14
You should have mooved out of the way.
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Comments (89)
trippygit 11
Did you hit it back?
communisttaco 16
I damn near pissed myself laughing at this.
equestrian_hick8 4
I hate that. It makes me so mad
dragons622 2
God has something against you
vintageart1994 16
Omg idk why I laughed at this.. Just the imagine was hilarious! I need help.
Chaosshadowzero 15
Cows are disgusting creatures
ApplePie1994 27
Only in Ireland! :P