disturbed
Ireland
I love the countryside
Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
vetstudentdream
Bellbowrie, Australia
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cow take a large, flatulent shit with my arm still elbow-deep inside their rectum. FML
abi_vet_student
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML
3hoursleftofwork
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Danger zone
Today, I broke my glasses. How did I break my glasses? A cow kicked me in the face at work. FML
HitbyIce
United States
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
Heifer
United States
Milkmaid
Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
MooCow
United States
Face it!
Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
moe
United States
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Top comments
Rei_Ayanami 18
Ahh, the joys of country living. Fresh air, no noise pollution, and being smacked in the face by cow placenta. P.S. Congratulations on your new calf.
wtfomfgfml 14
You should have mooved out of the way.
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Comments (89)
reaxion 25
I hope you weren't seriously wombded!
mattrd_fml 31
follow up please?
chazzywazzy654 22
Beautiful
BobbieH 19
Well that doesn't just happen randomly. I'd suggest you keep your face away from the birthing end of the cow during the birthing process! Not like you were walking down the street, minding your own business, and a placenta came flying at you!
manimitsu 6
how? O_o
dispwned 8
Welcome to farm life lol
DigitalDoctor 2
I bet ya it wasn't a placent(a) feeling when that thing hits your face.
brokenjawskhan 21
lmao hahahaha this made my day, hope you're all right @ OP
pqella 5
wow
kalbrek009 20
I just want to know WHY your face was anywhere near that part of the cow...everyone who's been at the birthing of a calf knows that you stand to the side during delivery.