disturbed
Ireland
I love the countryside
Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
vetstudentdream
Bellbowrie, Australia
Today, I found out what it feels like to have a cow take a large, flatulent shit with my arm still elbow-deep inside their rectum. FML
abi_vet_student
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML
3hoursleftofwork
Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Danger zone
Today, I broke my glasses. How did I break my glasses? A cow kicked me in the face at work. FML
HitbyIce
United States
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
Heifer
United States
Milkmaid
Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML
MooCow
United States
Face it!
Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
moe
United States
Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML
Top comments
Rei_Ayanami 18
Ahh, the joys of country living. Fresh air, no noise pollution, and being smacked in the face by cow placenta. P.S. Congratulations on your new calf.
wtfomfgfml 14
You should have mooved out of the way.
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Comments (89)
barnicke 3
Stem cells on the face!!!! You may start looking younger :P
telli164 30
Hahahaha this is so, so ****** up. I feel for you OP!
PrimeStarscream 30
I just laughed out loud. People are staring.
ipaduaino 10
Ah the joy of veterinary medicine it happens
imbatmanfir 15
That's only a little funny but sorry to hear that! Lol
AlwaysWatching 27
Somebody hit you with it?
worldclassrager 41
I'm trying to think of something worse...and I can't...sorry OP
r_u_happy 7
One of the joys of owning livestock. I've delivered countless numbers of goats so that stuff doesn't even phase me anymore. Congrats on the new calf :)
91hayek 31
I love how you had to say goats because the correct term -kids - would have been thought of as human children, and therefore compared to livestock. The joys of an evolving language.
Drake_The_Dragon 23
Oh the beauty of birth!
Ray_of_midnight 23
James Herriot, is that you?