Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML
Today, a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle, so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging what was caught, his mother turned the corner and went screaming to my manager for touching her kid. I got a write up. FML
Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
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Top comments
geez_fml 0
That's probably not a pleasant experience. Be glad you were not at mouth level with him though.
XxLorniklexX 0
well, then it was a good thing you stood up!
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Comments (15)
XxLorniklexX 0
well, then it was a good thing you stood up!
geez_fml 0
That's probably not a pleasant experience. Be glad you were not at mouth level with him though.
matt3495 1
If je was at mouth level with that kid he would have way more problems to deal with
savage_pixie 0
Just think..you dont have to take that uniform home, and casting will give you another one! Good luck. Im in foods and you dont want to know what the room where we wash the dishes for new orleans square looks like.. 3 inches of water. sludge and soggy food. and that just the floor!
PaperxHearts_xox 0
Aww, at least you were nice enough to help the poor kid (: oh, and kudos to working at the Disney Store, lol; it must suck to have to listen to High School Musical and Cinderella all day xP
pwnrzero 0
meh, life sucks get over it maybe his mom will give you a tip :) or something.... but hey, the boy is the one that's lost, so FHL and FYL
gigilvrs6 0
Disney store owns.
toqwert 0
I agree.
MacOSXpert 7
Disney Store is awful- the employees, the corporation as a whole- evil.
missababgaga 19
Man, I haven't seen a Disney Store in ages! I loved it
gingaa96 18
Why the hell have only 12 people commented on this in 5 years??
murphy30011 7
I was wondering the same thing
WinterBlue42 22
I was also wondering about that, so I guess I'll comment. Also, FHL, and FYL. The OP was kind to help, of course.
S0LUS 16
I too am wondering. Op, hope you found a better job and good luck in life.