Today, I came home to find my mom in my apartment packing my things and crying. When she saw me, she threw her arms around me and explained through her tears that she caught my girlfriend cheating on me and that she was sorry. My girlfriend and I are in an open relationship. I had to explain that. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me. The reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML
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Top comments
dyke512 6
I think it's sweet your mom cares for you like that.
brianna1494 27
she had good intentions, but she should have told you about what she saw before she packed you up.
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Comments (35)
olga_crvjl 19
Anybody want to know what the mothers reaction was to finding out they're in an open relationship lol
heyLaddieHey 18
You should revoke your mom's key privileges now.
EnvyMe33 26
Why was your mom walking into your apartment without knocking? That's rude and disrespectful especially if she knows you aren't home.
martucha854 11
Also deciding for him, that he should end relationship, move out and packing his stuff before even telling him is crossing the line. BUT! If he accept that kind of engagement in his life it's nobody business. Same goes with his relationship.
Talented73 54
If OP wasn't home and walked in on his mother packing up his stuff, how do you know she didn't knock first?
blaherman 12
Cuck
MorkaneBloodrage 16
Hopefully she took it better than mine did. When I told her I was Poly she freaked and told me I wasn't to "bring that around her house" -_-
OneGuySixDemons 23
So... your mother has free reign of your apartment, or... ?
lucasj2345 7
wow