Today, I told my BFF that I went to the store to buy medium shirts because I had gained some weight during coronavirus. He asked me, "What's the point in doing that when you're getting so fat, those won't even fit in 2 weeks?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
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RichardPencil 32
He's probably right. Just go straight to the muumuu and be done with it! What's the point? We're all gonna die! When the alien archeologists try to figure out what happened, I hope they find a lot of uneaten canned beans and no uneaten chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches. I could be proud of our failed species.
Sandra Fiehler-Hall 2
What an a**hole. I would tell him he’s getting fat, see how he likes it!
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Sandra Fiehler-Hall 2
What an a**hole. I would tell him he’s getting fat, see how he likes it!
JessicaandGhazi 13
He is happy to be called fat or ugly or whatever. Nothing gets on his nerves 🤷♀️
tounces7 28
Most guys aren't as obsessed with their appearance the way most women are.
RhymePrime 7
but why did you specify what size you're getting? why is that relevant?
TwoBytesCarley 27
She’s making the point that she ISN’T fat, which makes the friend’s comment even more absurd.
RichardPencil 32
He's probably right. Just go straight to the muumuu and be done with it! What's the point? We're all gonna die! When the alien archeologists try to figure out what happened, I hope they find a lot of uneaten canned beans and no uneaten chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches. I could be proud of our failed species.
spinspinsugar 12
what were you before, an XS?
JessicaandGhazi 13
Yes I was an XS/SM. I have always been a rather tiny person lol.
spinspinsugar 12
lol I hear ya. I was usually a small or medium, at one bad point in life I could fit into an xs. then at another bad point I ended up a large and then I lost 30 lbs, and I'm now I'm happy and back into a medium again
guitarherogeek 22
Ask to borrow your BFF’s clothes cause they might be big enough haha (petty revenge)
JessicaandGhazi 13
That would be a great comeback! I should tell him that haha.
loliloveoniichan 14
bffs are like that
BigSissy 14
Well they shouldn’t be
loliloveoniichan 14
Lol dude, being best friends means being able to make comments like that because you are like bros.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You've only gained enough weight to fit into a medium? Sounds to me like you've got nothing to complain about, and if you're friend thinks that's fat, he's a big part of what's wrong with today's society.