Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
Today, my boyfriend is quite capable of getting an erection. He gets one when we watch porn, when I talk dirty to him and do handjobs or blowjobs, but the moment I get naked for the main event, he goes as soft as a boiled noodle. I haven’t been properly shagged in 6 months. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
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ErzaScarlet_fml 15
I'd say dump him, sounds like an asshole.
Emmiii_fml 18
You should really confront him about that :/ sorry about that. Hope you'll get everything sorted out! You deserve better :)
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Comments (137)
jennilis 0
It may be psychological. I know they've been together a long time so the stories aren't fully comparable, but my partner and I started as friends w/ benefits and had sex just fine. Then as he started to care about me, he couldn't get it up any more. 2 years later, no issues because we worked thru it
southern__chic 15
Poor OP, you deserve someone that can appreciate your beauty(:
Wakachulak 22
And while we're at it, a castle! With pixies! And unicorns! Yay!
iAmPaul 49
It's psychological. He's used to visual stimuli (****, voyeurism, etc.), and physical stimuli just aren't doing it for it. It's actually a very common issue in young men these days. Spice things up with him.
Seashells77 25
Ouch.
worldclassrager 41
Since Now You Know He Has No Defense Not To Do That...Still If He Would Rather Creep On The Neighbor Leave Him
kayvan 8
Time for some role playing.
wtfohwell45 3
Well it is a fact that **** can induce ED. It wires your brain to constantly seek new sexual stimuli. he may be having a similar issue but resorts to voyeurism rather than ****.
Jacei3eleren 2
im not trying to defend his actions. but as a male it is easier to ********** than it is to have intercourse
ninety 25
Of course it is, instant gratification with minimal effort.
limabeans101029 21
But much less fun
nitrog100 21
New boobs are better than any you've ever seen before.
DerEd 4
Maybe you should install a window in your bedroom. This is the thing to make him horny