Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blames it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused' because I'm not sexy enough. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
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babybubz 0
wow.. hopefully he isn't your boyfriend anymore...
bigpapi210 0
well more likely he's gay.
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Comments (127)
SwampNut 8
Well are you?
ReyEr9412 0
So become more attractive. Problem solved.
dumbbitchhater2 0
you should probably try being attractive
spiderman0606 0
I think your boyfriend finds you attractive on some level... or else, why is he your boyfriend at all?
Melkezidech 0
If you want a stiff "Worm" try enhanced Maxiderm.
maliger 0
buy a mask?
metalhead256 0
thats so f'd up
jasoniskiing 0
well you don't need sex to make you happy... oh wait...
cookiemobzta 0
lol!
Yee12 0
YDI for dating Edward Cullen
kinukle 0
^^ WIN
ImaginaryFoe 1
She said "keep" an erection, boys. She was attractive enough for him to get it up but he fell down on the job. OP, dump him for being an arse and make sure you tell him it's because he's a limp dick. It'll be a lot easier for you to find a satisfactory lover than it will be for him.
eastside09 0
I agree wit lovley red nd if u dnt lik ht thn u starigjt up gay
adriana012 0
I hope you dump his ass.
Blue_Coconuts 7
It's not hard to get it up, just play with it a little. keeping it up is different.
iSwag 0
sounds like an excuse...he really has ED and is too embarassed to tell you. I mean what guy can get it up with his girlfriend but can't keep it up?
TempestJones 0
Took the words right out of my mouth ISwag! He's a dick in the wrong sort of way OP. Dump him. Trust me, you'll be doing yourself a favor. I had an ex that was like that. And trust me, I know I am not ugly (5'4 with a 32" waist and a 44" bust and hip). But my ex did everything he could to make me feel like I was and that it wad MY fault he couldn't keep it up. After I finally got rid of him and got myself a GOOD man, I am now satisfied in both heart and sex.
WhatANoob 0
TempestJones, no one cares if you think your attractive, you replied to #1 to get yor useless statement for everyone to see. I'm replying to you do I HAVE a reason to reply to number one. Noob
pepper3434 0
#29 has a WIN!!!!!!
smartman136 8
@66 ignorant bitch he had ed thts our way of saying tht take a midol and ask him out again also ur fault for not keeping it interesting
paigeatsflesh 11
this is ****** upp. bite his dick xD
xHabsfanx 0
Lol @40
MightyMike2509 0
Adriana is a hottie
Ms_Jessie22 8
If you care about eachother enough to be having sex, than he should at least be a little bit physically attracted to you. Sounds like he just has some issues with Mr. Snakey. Dump him and say it's because his performance is lacking. FYL
Bloodrush 0
#22 FTW....
luda111b 0
do it doggystyle, so he doesn't have to look At you.
taylorxsayss 0
that suckss
cavalos94 0
I think maybe he has erectile disfunction... most guys can keep an erection when they are getting ******** and such
ladykat 0
OP all you really need to know is what 45 and 62 said. Dump him and you'll get better.
bleedinginside 0
put Viagra in his coke *pop*
fmlsoobad 0
lol paigeeatsflesh
u_killed_kenny_ 0
Viagra!
hiscupcake 0
thats wat i was thinkin lol
Austino713 0
i agree with ReyEr
bobby3130 0
I got 3 words for ya. plastic surgery
nvandiver123 1
damn chicky that's painful I believe no guy deserves that besides have you ever seen ms. march you don't want that lawl
pinkdancer 0
she could be a but-her-face . I've seen girls w/ measurements like urs and the look nasty in the face ... besides , it should b about the love u feel with each other that turns u on and not ur looks ...
MetroidSlayer01 8
@66: how does you being a skinny ass make you pretty. you probably have buck teeth and a hunched back. jk... right?
TempestJones 0
LMAO... No, no buck teeth, or any wierd deformities... And yes I was replying to ISwag, and then added my comments under the same thing... who doesn't? I was pointing out that even pretty (I never said skinny... if you knew measurements at ALL you would know that that is not skinny but not fat) girls get treated like shit and I included my measurements because the first thing half of the a$$holes post on here is "Well YDI for being a fatass."
TempestJones 0
@Smartman: Your name is very unfitting for you... I was agreeing with you "you dumb ass bitch" about the ED. Sorry, my fault for not being more blunt in my post and putting it in layman's terms for you so that you could follow easier. Do the world of Internet posting a favor and take your issues elsewhere dickwad. I have no issues with how "interesting" I am, in or out of bed... And neither does my fiancé and that's good enough for me.
TempestJones 0
@WhatANoob: Your name however is very fitting of you. Definately keep it. Noob. @Smartman: Also, Walgreens has midol. You really should take your own advice and go pick some up for yourself. Obviously you need it.
Eddie_Paints 0
@106 Regarding your comment,is that what your name means??
yumesupernova 0
ROFLCOPTER You win!!
bubbarific 0
ydi for not being attractive
Peacemaker9 7
bs rite there it's that she so attractive his dick is in shock so no blood flow
TempestJones 0
Peacemaker Ftw!!! :)
failzorfails 0
you sir speak the truth
fisheatsbear 6
your ugly im guessing. or hes just no good
iSitt 0
op ydi for not including a pic
marleytooyou 0
well the get attractive dumbshit
Monikabug 9
"Get attractive," really? OP, I hope you ignore that comment. I really do. Dump the boyfriend, he's a jerk. You can find someone who appreciates you, without you having to change.
hotpinkdiamond 0
I agree with Monika!
jasoniskiing 0
I think this is why everyone hates Marley
dumbbitchhater2 0
god damn marley
cristallynn 0
well ****, try putting more effort into being sexy? or maybe he just has an errection problem and doesn't want to admit it so he just blames you. your lifes not ******.
marleytooyou 0
everyone hate me jasonisskiing really??? cuz ur dad didn't have a proble with me last nite, neither did ur mom : P
beccaishereyay 11
MARLEY stop sending me messages and go back to middle school
smartman136 8
@marley tht wasnt his dad tht wa ma dog she had pups ur takin care of em now tht i found u. remember they hate femenists and i trained them to kill u. have fun
jasoniskiing 0
yes Marley everyone does. and it's awesome that you had a good time with my dad last night since he is no longer living and I haven't spoken to my mom in 3 years. good job finding her on the streets. I'm glad you had a good time sweetie. I love you becca :) don't forget that.
FYLDeep 26
YDI for being a mutt.
Monikabug 9
@95, I have to agree. Not to mention she is trying to give advice on beauty to someone she does not see. There is only one word for people like her: shallow.
Ms_Jessie22 8
JasonIsKing said it. Marley, "sukka YDI" is not the answer to everything. Get over yourself.
lady_lindsey 0
maybe he's gay?
DGross 8
Imma be Imma be jumping on dat dumpin train too... I agree with those before who said it sounds like he is using your physical appeal as a cover for his inability to keep his head up... So put his head down for good by sending him on his way...
massagenist 0
has he tried rear entry with your face in the pillow and all the lights turned off ? thats what i do.
JordynAlexis 0
Marley, you dumbshit, you are the one who needs to be more attractive. If you were, you probably wouldn't have to use Dana Killer's pictures. (:
Betz 10
marley, get a tan and some self respect. op: if your boyfriend has to resort to such hurtful comments to save his pride, he's not worth your time nor your body.
cristallynn 0
@157 thank youuuuuuu I've been saying she's fake for awhile but I didn't know who it was xD scenie bops look all the same after awhile
JordynAlexis 0
@163; Ah, no problem. (:
yumesupernova 0
63 - a person can't just "get attractive"... jeez laweez...
babybubz 0
wow.. hopefully he isn't your boyfriend anymore...
Monikabug 9
SERIOUSLY?! TAKE MY PICTURE DOWN NOW!
Monikabug 9
Lol wow, this was in the wrong place entirely. Not to you, babybubs! :)
babybubz 0
lmao.. I was like ummmmm? >_>
Monikabug 9
Yeah, Ik. Random. Haha >;]
bigpapi210 0
well more likely he's gay.
inket_fml 0
yeah, OP's boyfriend is probably gay.
WtFiMdAdDy 0
He can't be gay if he was having sex with her. He was probably bored. Try new positions! Or role play. Idk. lol
lovelyred 0
yeah if you have boobs and a ****** any normal guy would hit that. he's obviously gay.
BizzaroG 0
Not if she looks like a monster
BrownSugar_fml 5
I agree with LovelyRed... Boobs, ******, hit that.
davemania 0
I agree with bizzaro..I mean wht if she is hairy or huge, come on there r alot of turn offs!!!
theswag 0
for the most part yes, but if her **** are lopsided and her vag looks like a botched taco, you try keeping an erection.
TheBreaKer_fml 0
not if she's ugly as ****, ok say she has boobs, but one of them is mangled, or that her ****** has teeth its not that easy
youngbutwise15 5
Theswag, if she has a blue waffle, keep to keep a hard on.
dorworters 9
lovely, tht is NOT true some respect women
smartman136 8
nt if is palin. oh wait thts gt nothing. umm nt if ur hillary clinton. oh nt a chick either , damn allrite i agree
ScratchCatPower 32
I agree with number 14. If she looks like Honey Boo Boo's mom, I would definitely not hit that
maddie1 0
well thats jus thats jus funny shit rite there
_swimcutie_ 0
Awww hun, he is a jerk. Don't worry:)
addiesmybaby 0
I would have stabbed him in the balls, at least that way he would have had a GOOD reason to not be able too.
unknown_female 0
aw dawling he is a douche and i bet he's far worse so just move on -_-
caits13 0
Dump him.