Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he can't keep an erection while we have sex is that I'm not attractive enough. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
Today, my boyfriend is quite capable of getting an erection. He gets one when we watch porn, when I talk dirty to him and do handjobs or blowjobs, but the moment I get naked for the main event, he goes as soft as a boiled noodle. I haven’t been properly shagged in 6 months. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, I realized that the amount of time it takes my boyfriend to get an erection takes longer than the actual sex. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
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ErzaScarlet_fml 15
I'd say dump him, sounds like an asshole.
Emmiii_fml 18
You should really confront him about that :/ sorry about that. Hope you'll get everything sorted out! You deserve better :)
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Comments (137)
melmel1316 4
I'm your neighbor 0.0
kevvleven11 5
Neighbor is a guy :3
nikmiester 7
Maybe you should introspect on why that happens
Slicksneak 4
"Maybe you're just ugly" -Patrick Star
Queen_Gracie 11
Maybe that's his fetish. Try undressing with your back turned to him (acting like you're alone). Have him "peep" on you.
Sonotsuave 37
Yeah I don’t care what people in the comments say I would consider that lying and borderline cheating. Looking at other people through windows is wrong no matter what. In addition, he could’ve come clean to you if he had a real issue and it could have been easily solved in other ways. I’d dump him